Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2

Philosophical Starvation (D.O.D.)

Rainkeeper: Every fandom has that phrase you'd say to your soulmate. You know the one.

Nightflyer: After all this time? Always.

Joy: Never again. Or, alternatively, To the stars who listen, and the dreams that are answered.

Kelp: Real or not real? Real.

Seashell: Okay? Okay.

Air: *looks about to explode*

Rainkeeper: And it has come to our attention that Supernatural has just received their words. Air, care to do the honors?

Air: WE ARE!

Seashell: What?

Air: DEAN. YOU ASKED WHAT ABOUT ALL OF THIS IS REAL. WE ARE.

Air: We are. WE. ARE. wE aRE. *bursts into tears*

Nightflyer: Air-

Air: BE STILL, MY DESTIEL HEART.

Nightflyer: Pretty sure your heart is supposed to keep beating-

Air: NIGHTFLYER JUST SHUT UP AND TELL ME WE ARE SO THAT I CAN DIE.

Nightflyer: I don't want you to DIE, but okay.... We are.

Air: *screeches so loud it breaks glass*

*players appear*

Starflight: Geez, you think you guys would clean up broken glass before we showed up, buuuut-

Seashell: It literally just broke.

Glory: Then what did Joy destroy?

Joy: Nothing!

Deathbringer/Glory: *narrow eyes and look expectantly*

Rainkeeper: *laughs*

Joy: I swear, for once I'm innocent-

Kelp: That's a first.

Joy: .....*shoves Kelp* AIR BROKE THE GLASS, OKAY?

Peril: How dare you blame my sweet innocent child for something you OBVIOUSLY did.

Air: Actually, I did break it.... I was screaming.....

Peril: Oh.

Peril:......WHO HURT MY SWEET SUMMER CHILD, AIR WHO DO I HAVE TO KILL?

Nightflyer: No on-

Air: BELPHEGOR! But leave the body in good condition if you can, okay?

Peril: Okay.

Rainkeeper: So! Did everyone have a nice breakfast this morning?

Clay: Ugh, FINALLY WE TALK ABOUT FOOD.

Clay: And yes I did. I had five cows and sixteen roasted lizards because out of all the things Peril cooks amazingly, roasted lizards are the best and we were supposed to split them but I ate them all before she mentioned that.

Rainkeeper: Oh, so then you should have a full stomach, right?

Clay:.......Yeah, no. That was four hours ago, I'm starving.

Seashell: Yes you are.

Clay:......What?

Joy: Clay, you have to starve for today's dare.

Clay:..........

Clay: But- BUT I'LL DIE!!!

Peril: IF YOU LET HIM DIE-