Joy: This is so stupid.
Rainkeeper: Agreed. We're not doing this.
Seashell: We're doing this.
Joy: Who's idea was this again?
Nightflyer: Air's.
Rainkeeper: Shoulda known, shoulda known.
Air: CHINGEDY CHING!
Hosts:.........
Air: SING IT.
Nightflyer: Hee Haw.
Seashell: Hee Haw.
Joy: It's Dominick the Donkey.
Air: CHINGEDY CHING.
Rainkeeper: Hee Haw
Nightflyer: Hee Haw.
Seashell: The Italian Christmas Donkey.
Air: OH,
Hosts: La, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, La, la, la, la, la, la, laeohda
*players appear*
Rainkeeper: So it's the holiday season
Nightflyer: Happy late Hanukkah.
Seashell: But we don't have a holiday themed dare sooooooo.....
Joy: Instead, we're all getting drunk and playing Spin the Scroll.
Seashell: Except for Joy, who has to flirt with Macaw for 15 minutes.
Air: And Kelp, who will be teaching Kinkajou how to do Cocaine
Joy: How Kelp knows how to do cocaine, I have no idea.
Rainkeeper: Kinkajou will also have the world's supply of sugar and ten nuclear silos under her control.
Air: Oh dear moons, Gabriel's not going to be happy about this.
Kinkajou: YES! SUGAR!
Joy: I don't think it's fair that I have to give up my silos for this.
Seashell: Oh shush, and so flirt.
*Kelp and Macaw appear*
Joy: *shudders*
Seashell: Okay, Kelp, here's some cocaine, teach Kinkajou how to use it.
Kelp:..........But......But I don't know how to use it.....
Seashell:.....That sounds like a you problem.
Kelp:........Shit.
Kinkajou: Alright, Kelp, I'm supposed to get high, so how does this white stuff work?
Kelp: Okay, well, I THINK we're supposed to eat it somehow.....
Kinkajou: Like.....mix it with water or something?
Kelp: I don't know......
Macaw: Helllloooooooo Joy!
Joy: Dude. Your son is dating my grandson.
Macaw: What?
Joy: Nothing, on with the horrible, horrible flirting... Oh dear moons, no one could flirt with with a clear mind- RAINKEEPER, GET ME A DRINK!
Rainkeeper: Daiquiri or Martini?
Joy: Whatever has more alcohol!
Rainkeeper: You got it, sis. *gives drinks to everybody until everyone is drunk*
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
