Air: *dying*
Nightflyer: So, do I dare to ask how the Supernatural season finale went?
Air: It went.....fine.....
Joy: Just....fine?
Air: I cried.
Nightflyer: A lot.
Air: I hit the floor.
Nightflyer: Dean said Elvis, so that was a well deserved floor faceplant.
Air: And near the end, my heart got broken. SEVERAL TIMES.
Kelp: So I shouldn't show you this picture of Sam, Dean, Cas, Jack, and Chuck?
Air: I don't know what you're talking about, because ALL I SEE IS MY FOUR FAVORITE WINCHESTERS AND A HEAPING PILE OF DOG SHIT WITH A THANOS SNAP.
Nightflyer: Oh, here we go.
Air: WHY MUST THE SUPERNATURAL WRITERS PORTRAY EVERY WRITER AS SOME KIND OF HORRIBLE MONST-oh wait.
Joy: There it is.
Air:......Oops.
Joy: Yep.
*players appear*
*Thorn appears*
Sunny: Oh, hi Mother!
Thorn: Hi! What's up everyone?
Air: I NEED A HUG.
Nightflyer: I'll hug you...
Air: I NEED A CLAY HUG FOR MAXIMUM COMFORT.
Clay: *hugs her*
Air: Thank you.
Moon: Sooooo, what are we doing today?
Rainkeeper: You know, we saw a meme,
Fatespeaker: Go ooooon
Rainkeeper: And it said, "Why can't we just put Moon in Turtle's bowl that duplicates everything? Then Qibli and Winter could both have her" And I think that brings up a good point.
Turtle:......I unknowingly created a cloning device.
Qibli: You unknowingly created EVERYTHING USEFUL.
Turtle: And I would've kept doing that BUT SOMEBODY BROKE ANIMUS MAGIC.
Qibli: IT'S NOT MY FAULT I'M TRAINED TO LEAVE NO LOOPHOLES!
Thorn: You messed up animus magic, Qibli. I'm not sure whether to hug you or slap you, but you did.
Kinkajou: I'll decide for you. *slaps Qibli*
Qibli: OW!
Kinkajou: NOW TAMARIN CAN'T SEE HER FLOWERS, YOU ASSHAT.
Kelp: See, part of me really wants to know the origin of the word asshat.
Joy: google it. Google knows all. Google sees all.
Seashell: Google is watching us right now. Hi google! *waves*
Air: Google assbutt, it's a better word.
Nightflyer: Cas got it from Jimbo Jones, he said it first.
Air: Headcannon that Cas watches the Simpsons in his spare time to learn more about normal human families.
Seashell: ANYWAYS! Thorn, Sunny, Carnelian, Moon, and Kinkajou have to sing for us today.
Moon: What are we singing?
Air: I SHIP IT.
Rainkeeper: THE ANTHEM OF THE FANDOM.
Joy: If there's ever a ship war, that will be the background music.
Kelp: That would be....horrifying.
Joy: Gouging someone's eyes out as a verse about Twincest starts playing....
Kelp: Oh three moons.
Air: I think the subtext in the fourth season's pretty clear....
Rainkeeper: Aren't the words 'in the second season'?
Air: Technically yes, but shut up, season 4 is Destiel.
Carnelian: Do we really have to-
Nightflyer: The faster you sing, the faster you can start training for your gay-off with Umber.
Umber: For the WHAT NOW?
Carnelian: UM WHAT?
Seashell: Nightflyer, shush, don't spoil future dares.
Nightflyer: Okay, okay.
Joy: *clicks on boombox, music starts*
Thorn: I got this feeling at like three am while watching Netflix.
Sunny: I drew some porny fanart and I wrote some smutty fanfic.
Tsunami: SUNNY!
Sunny: Can't help it, I just think that they would make such a good pair,
In canon they have never met—
Peril: Oh, like Clifflet?
Tsunami/Peril: Clifflet......
Moon: I don't care, I ship it! I don't care.
Kinkajou: I know that they are siblings but I think there's something more
Turtle: You....You're hearing yourself, right?
Carnelian: If she weren't dating that guy, they'd be banging, I am sure.
The third scene in episode four, come on, look at him stare.
Twincest can't really be that bad—
Winter: YES IT CAN.
Thorn/Sunny/Kinkajou/Moon/Carnelian: I don't care, I ship it. I don't care.You're on the canon ground, I'm up in crack ship space
Let's start a shipping war, don't care if I get hate.
Don't like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks.
This is my OTP, I'll go down with this ship!I ship it!
I ship it!
Moon: They keep on saying they're not gay, but yeah I really doubt that,
Air: freaking PREACH.
Kinkajou: This can't just be a bromance, who would write a show about that?
Nightflyer: Eric Kripke
Air: SHUT UP.
Moon: I think the subtext in the-
Air: FOURTH
Moon: season's pretty clear,
Kinkajou: DON'T TELL ME I NEED TO CALM DOWN—
Thorn/Carnelian/Sunny/Kinkajou/Moon: I don't care, I ship it.
I don't care, I ship it, I ship it.
I don't care, I ship it. I don't care.You're on the canon ground, I'm up in crack ship space
Let's start a shipping war, don't care if I get hate.
Don't like my pairings, well, then you can hit the bricks.
This is my OTP, I'll go down with this ship!I don't care, I ship it.
I don't care, I ship it, I ship it.
I don't care, I ship it.
I don't care, I ship it, I ship it.
I don't care.
I SHIP IT!!!!!
All: *cheers*
Joy: Okay, go, what's your guilty pleasure ship?
Rainkeeper: Guilty pleasure ship?
Joy: A ship you secretly like and read fanfiction on even though a lot of people don't like it, so you tend to hide it.
Nighfyler: Dramione.
Air: Michifer.
Rainkeeper: Winterwatcher.
Joy: Morazriel.
Seashell: What's yours?
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
