Time to Mess With Baby Us (D.O.D.)

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Joy: *reading Queen of Shadows*

Joy: *growls*

Kelp: What?

Joy: Arobynn Hamel has only spoken two words and I've already stabbed him with seven different knives.

Kelp: You mean mentally stabbed.....right?

Joy: *quietly pulls knife out of book*

Joy: Oh, totally.

Kelp:......

*players appear*

 Tsunami: Wait, we're still playing?

Sunny: It feels like there's been so many Jade Winglet dares lately that we forgot.

Rainkeeper: Did you actually forget?

Players:.......

Glory: NO!

Starflight: HOW COULD WE, WE'RE LITERALLY IN THERAPY.

Peril: Hey, I can't help it if you need therapy after I've killed you.

Starflight: TWICE!

Peril: Okay, twice. But so what! I'm pretty sure we've killed Morrowseer like 15 times already! I only kill you guys once a book.

Deathbringer: True, true..... BUT I KILLED YOU IN THE HUNGER GAMES!

Glory: Oh for the love of *facetalons*

Air: I think winning the Hunger Games is Deathbringer's version of Dean Winchester saying 'I killed Hitler'

Kelp: Wait what now?

Air: There was a pocket watch and blood transfusions and yeah.....Dean killed Hitler....

Kelp:......WHAT EVEN IS YOUR SHOW?

Air: Insanity. Crack. A really long and heartbreaking Chevy commercial.

Kelp:...... This is why I don't watch TV.

Air: This is why you SHOULD watch TV.

Joy: No, you should reread more Sarah J. Maas books instead of TV.

Air: But you like TV!

Joy: *holds up a stabbed Queen of Shadows novel* 

Joy: BUT I LIKE SARAH J. MAAS MORE.

Seashell: So anyways, what's your opinion on Time Travel?

Deathbringer: GIVE IT TO ME.

Sunny: Pleaaassseeee?

Starflight: Please DON'T, there's too many idiots that would mess up history.

Glory: Interesting, but too powerful for our own good.

Clay: But like, then you could go back in time and eat all the animals that became extinct and be the only dragon alive who knows what they taste like. AND THEN YOU COULD GO BACK AND EAT THEM AGAIN AND AGAIN.

Nightflyer:......Guys, I found out what happened to the Dinosaurs now.

Air: That was no meteor- it was Peril's cooking.

Peril: I would LOVE to kill a dinosaur.

Riptide: TIME TRAVEL BACK TO BEFORE CORAL WAS HATCHED AND KILL HER.

Tsunami: You do realize that I wouldn't exist then, right?

Riptide:.......

Riptide: That maaaaay be a sacrifice I'm willing to make?

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