Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2

Pumping Iron(D.O.D.)

Nightflyer: So it's SUMMER, and I already know EXACTLY what I'll be doing with all of the free time we're not on Wattpad.

Air:.....Rereading Harry-

Nightflyer: REREADING HARRY POTTER.

Seashell: And like the entire Red Queen series,

Joy: Way ahead of you guys *rereading A Court of Mist and Fury*

Kelp: What's that?

Joy: What's.....Oh my moons.

Kelp: What?

Joy: You've never been exposed to the world of ACOTAR, have you?

Kelp: .....No?

Joy: HAHAHAHAHHHAHA *hands him ACOMAF*

Joy: Come find me when you get to chapter 55.

Kelp: Wait, why chapter 55?

Joy: *smirks*

Joy: So! Dare time?

Seashell: Yep!

Kelp: Wait-

Kelp: jOY 

Joy: whAT HAPPENS IN CHAPTER 55???

Joy: *keeps laughing*

*players appear*

Deathbringer: So, I heard I got to kill someone.

Rainkeeper: Yep.

Deathbringer: A bad guy?

Joy: Yep.

Deathbringer: YAAAAAYYYYY!!!

Seashell: Oh, and I know we're like a third of the way through the month already, but HAPPY PRIDE MONTH!

Air: If you add the tag UnlimitedPride to your stories, Wattpad will donate a dollar to some charity. SO ADD THE TAG FOR THE SAKE OF YOUR GAY SHIPS.

Clay: Yes, how are your gay ships doing?

Nightflyer: Dead.

Air: We're not gonna talk about the canon right now.

Joy: Currently in denial.

Seashell: Slaying like the queens they are. 

Kelp: I'm not quite sure where they stand relationship wise right now, but it's happening. *goes back to reading ACOMAF*

Sunny: What is he reading?

Joy: *laughs* Oh honey, you'll see.

Starflight: So, what's the dare of the day?

Fatespeaker: STARFLIGHT YOU FOOL.

Rainkeeper: H-O-T-D

Nightflyer: H-O-T-D

Rainkeeper/Nightflyer: HOTD HOTD HOTD HOTD HOTD-

Air: SHUT UP YOU HEATHENS!

Joy: Okay, so we got the first line of the haiku going,

Air: YOU SHUT UP TOO.

Joy: ouch. 

Seashell: Anyways, Deathbringer, we need you to sing to Glory again.

Deathbringer: Why, of course. I'd be delighted to serenade my darling queen once more.

Glory:.....I will shove you off the freaking mountain.

Deathbringer: And then I'd fly right back to your pretty face.

Glory: I WILL CONNECTI-CUT YOU.

Rainkeeper: Oh look, it's the one good joke that's ever come out of Connecticut.