Rainkeeper: Okay, hypothetical situation, you ready?
Air: Yup.
Rainkeeper: Name your top three favorite celebrities-
Air: Misha Collins, Jensen Ackles, Jared Padalecki.
Rainkeeper: Okay, now you have to pick one.
Air:......No.
Rainkeeper: But it's part of the-
Air: They are a package deal.
Rainkeeper:....Nightflyer?
Nightflyer: Darren Criss, Lauren Lopez, and Emma Watson. I pick Lauren Lopez.
Rainkeeper: Right, so now you get a day to do whatever you want with her. What do you do?
Nightflyer:......Anything?
Rainkeeper: Anything. Even stuff you thing she'd never agree to. But it's just you two, so like if Air picked Misha, then Jensen couldn't show up.
Nightflyer:.....I'd find a very large hill, we'd dress up in Harry Potter and Draco Malfoy cosplay, robes included, and roll down the hill while singing about Pigfarts.
Rainkeeper:....Okay...
*players appear*
Joy: So Winter! It's been awhile since we've tortured you.
Winter: I want to know how many dares of this crap I have left.
Joy: Nightflyer?
Nightflyer: This should be around your 10th dare out of 15, if I remember accurately.
Winter: AND THEN I GO BACK TO BEING A BOY????
Seashell: Assuming you want to, yes.
Winter: WHY WOULDN'T I WANT TO?!?!?!
Amber: I dunno, being a chick is kinda fun.
Carnelian: H....HOW?
Amber: Dresses, Carnie. ALL THE FUN TWIRLY DRESSES.
Carnelian: THERE WAS LITERALLY NOTHING STOPPING YOU FROM WEARING DRESSES AS A GUY.
Nightflyer: Technically, dresses and skirts are more comfortable to men, and pants are better for women, so really the only people in the world who have fashion right is Scotland.
Joy: Yes, but the fashion world is horrible enough that it's on my to-be-dismembered list.
Kelp: What did fashion ever do to you?
Joy:......Look at girls sports and come back to me.
Turtle: WHY ARE WE TALKING ABOUT FASHION WHEN LITERALLY NONE OF US WEAR CLOTHES- WE'RE DRAGONS.
Qibli: If you think dragons don't care about fashion, you clearly haven't met Blaze.
Rainkeeper: Oh, speaking of Qibli and Winter torturing dares....
Air: *quickly whispers dares to Kinkajou, Winter, and Qibli*
Air: Qibli, you gotta confess your love to Winter.
Air: Winter, you gotta start a make out session with Qibli
Air: Kinkajou, you gotta tell Moon that Qibli and Winter are dating.
Qibli: Oh....Oh I'm in.
Winter: NO!
Hosts: YES!!!
Nightflyer: JUST DO IT!!!
Joy: Qibli starts.
Winter: Wait, what does Qibli have to d-
Qibli: *sighs*
Qibli: Look, Winter, before we get caught up in these ridiculous dares again, I feel like I should tell you something.
Winter: Okaaaay
Qibli: And it's not easy to say, and I know you're not gonna wanna hear it, but here goes.
Qibli: I'm in love with you.
Winter: Yeah, I know that.
Qibli: No, like, not in the playful, joking "You're my buddy" kind of way. Like the way we love Moon way.
Winter: Oh......
Winter: Shit.
Kelp: *loudly clears throat*
Kelp: Dare time, Winter.
Winter: *long suffering sigh*
Winter: *kisses Qibli*
Winter/Qibli: *start making out*
Joy: *kicks them into a closet*
Winter: wait, WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW?
Joy: SEVEN HOURS IN HEAVEN, DUMBO!
Kinkajou: Moon, I have to tell you something.
Moon: Okay?
Kinkajou: You may want to sit down.
Moon: *sits down*
Kinkajou: *very serious*
Kinkajou: Winter is dating Qibli.
Moon: *very serious*
Moon: I know.
Kinkajou: Yes, but did you know before they just confessed and made out?
Moon: Yes.
Kinkajou: Oh....
Kinkajou: THEN WHAT WAS THE POINT OF THIS?
Moon: I DON'T KNOW, I'VE BEEN DOODLING QINTER FANART FOR YEARS, OF COURSE I KNOW THEY'RE DATING.
Air: Hey, speaking of seven minutes in heaven....Did we ever let Blicket and Luntail out after the last dare?
Seashell: Blicket yes, after a few hours, but Swuna/Luntail/Whatever their ship name is? No.
Joy: Seven YEARS in heaven, remember?
Nightflyer: Why do I get the feeling that instead of doing some time skip, we're literally going to wait seven years, when we're on book something when the scavenger author is 23 and THEN let them out?
Joy: Why, I can't imagine why you'd think that.
Hosts: *stare at the camera like they're on the Office*
ESTÁS LEYENDO
Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanficBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
