Punny Qibli (J.W.)

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*players appear*

Moon: We're currently at war with the Gold Winglet.

Rainkeeper: Why-

Winter: Long story.

Turtle: Don't ask.

Kinkajou: We got them gooooood yesterday.

Joy: Oh three moons, what did you do?

Umber: Kinkajou and I wrote them a song.

Kinkajou: And Qibli composed it,

Qibli: And then we sang it to them.

Air: Sing iiiiitttttt!

JW: *cackles*

JW: There goes the Gold Winglet, rowing down the Delaware, chewing on their underwear, CAN'T AFFORD ANOTHER PAIR. Ten days later, BITTEN BY A POLAR BEAR, That's how the polar bear DIIIIIEEEEDDDDD!

Hosts:.......*applauds*

Joy: Oh, Moon, Qibli, Winter, here, you might enjoy this as much as me and Kelp did.

Joy: Oh, Moon, Qibli, Winter, here, you might enjoy this as much as me and Kelp did

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Moon: Is that a picture of your kids?

Kelp: it's an AWESOME picture of our kids.

Joy: Created by ActiveArtist. THANK YOU!

Moon: Wait....IS THAT STARDUST IN THE BACKGROUND?

Kelp: Yep! Ander's beating him up.

Joy: I think my personal favorite part of this is that you can clearly see the sheer terror on his face. 

Kelp: I like how Shore and Rin are just sitting back, chill to just watch.

Joy: It's beautiful.

Carnelian: So what's our dare?

Seashell: Oh, Qibli can't interact with Winter or Moon for the whole day.

Winter: Okay.

Moon: Fine by me.

Qibli: WHAT! NOOOO!!!!

Winter: It'll be a relief, actually.

Qibli: YOU CAN'T MAKE ME-

Joy: *locks Qibli in a closet*

Umber: *sighs* Just when I thought he was out of there for good. 

Nightflyer: I'd like to think you can survive ONE day without them, Qibli.

Qibli: But who will I nag?!?! WHO WILL I TELL PUNS TO AND PESTER WITH MY INTELLIGENCE?!??! WHO WILL I FLIRT WITH!?!?!

Air: Well, if you need someone to flirt with, I'm sure Faithbringer's available...

Qibli: OH THREE MOONS NO, NEVERMIND.

Qibli:...Mooon???? Winter? Aren't you going to protest this more????

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