Period. (Both)

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Air: Oh, this is gonna be a gross one, isn't it?

Nightflyer: Yeaaahhhhhh

Seashell: Fair warning, the males in the audience may want to skip this chapter.

Joy: NO. Let them see.

Air: But-

Joy: THEY MUST LEARN.

*players appear*

Clay: Hi! 

Air: HI!

Clay: Do....Do you have any more Chik-fil-a nuggets?

Air: No, sorry.

Clay: Wendy's?

Rainkeeper: Just their savage tweets.

Clay: Burger King?

Kelp: Nope.

Clay: McDo-

Joy: Don't even ask, we never go there.

Clay: BUT I WANT MORE CHICKEN NUGGIES!!!!!

Peril: And APPARENTLY, frying a whole chicken doesn't COUNT as a chicken nugget, so he won't eat it.

Nightflyer: *gasps* Oh no.

Carnelian: What?

Nightflyer: WE'VE TURNED CLAY INTO A JOSH!

Air: *screams in fear*

Kelp: How do you know for sure?

Clay: From now on, I will eat nothing but chicken nuggets, and the occasional cheese pizza. Everything else is gross.

Peril: But you're a grown dragon!

Clay: And thus I can make my own terms, and that's it. Chicken nuggets or starvation.

Rainkeeper: HE IS A JOSH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Air: *crying*

Clay: I WILL EAT CHICKEN NUGGETS OR DIE.

Joy: Then perish.

Qibli: Can we move on?

Seashell: Oh- you don't want to be in a hurry to get to this dare.

All: *cower in fear behind the riot shields*

Tsunami: Alright, break it to us.

Air: Oh, all the girls are spared from this, it's a guy only dare, hosts included.

Glory: YES! HA! 

Glory: NOT SUCH A TOUGH GUY NOW, ARE YOU POTTER? I'M THE CHAMPION THIS TIME!!!

Deathbringer: *slowly raises his middle finger like it was a jack in the box*

Glory: Seriously?

Deathbringer: Wha- oh! Oh I'm so sorry! I didn't know how this machine operated!

Glory: *facetalons*

Sunny: So what are the boys suffering through?

Amber: And am I excused?

Joy: Yes.

Amber: YAAAAYYYY!!!!

Winter: AM I?!?!?!?!

Joy: No.

Winter: WHHYYYYYY?!?!?!?!!

Seashell: All the guys have to experience periods.

Seashell: We apologize for any imagery that might have given you.

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