Blicket For The Win (J.W.)

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Nightflyer: I FINALLY DID IT!

Kelp: Did what?

Nightflyer: I WATCHED CRIMES OF GRINDLEWALD!

Joy: Took you long enough.

Nightflyer: I KNOW!

Seashell: What did you think?

Nightflyer: JUDE LAW IS A GREAT DUMBLEDORE! AND DAMMIT QUEENIE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Air: Yep, that sums it up pretty well.

*players appear*

Kinkajou: NO MORE CREEPY MUSIC.

Kelp: Okay.

Joy: I'm going to need a detailed list of what classifies as creepy, because Seashell thinks that the lollipop song is creepy.

Seashell: If you had WATCHED RIVERDALE, you would KNOW THAT SONG IS TERRIFYING.

Kelp: Lollipop, lollipop oh, lolly lolly lolly lollipop! 

Seashell: *runs away screaming*

Kelp: *laughs* Oh that's going to be fun.

Joy: I love it when villains have such innocent things associated with them. It makes them even more sinister.

Nightflyer: Okay, so then you would love Umbridge.

Joy: No one can love Umbridge. She's the Umbitch.

Air: People have more sympathy and love for Voldemort and Bellatrix than they do for Umbridge.

Rainkeeper: Then who the hell did Umbridge kill!? Because I HATE BELLATRIX, so if Umbridge is somehow WORSE, then....

Nightflyer: She didn't have to kill anyone to be the worst person ever.

Joy: She's the villain other villains aspire to be.

Nightflyer: EXACTLY.

Moon: So, what's our dare?

Kelp: Right! That!

Air: Just go here. *hands them an address*

Qibli: And do what?

Joy: Walk in.

Rainkeeper: Observe.

Seashell: Listen.

Kelp: Intrude.

Air: Ask questions.

Nightflyer: Whatever you think the proper reaction is.

Players:..........

Qibli: Now I'm slightly scared.

Winter: Is this dare related to Joy in any way?

Joy: Nope.

Qibli: I am slightly less scared.

Kinkajou: Now I'm more scared.

Seashell: Just go.

Air: It's nothing bad, we promise.

Players:......*burst out laughing*

Turtle: LIKE WE TRUST ANY PROMISE YOU MAKE TO US!

Umber: You are the LEAST trustworthy dragons of all time!

Nightflyer: Hey!

Kinkajou: Well, at least in this game.

Joy: That's better.

Rainkeeper: And accurate. Believe us, don't believe us, just do the dare.

Kelp: Do the deed.

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