Kitty Qibli (J.W.)

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Rainkeeper: Happy July everyone!

*explosion goes off*

Joy: GUESS WHAT'S IN TWO DAYS!?!?!?!?

Nightflyer: Oh no.

Seashell: *groans* Who gave her money for them?

Air: *sheepishly raises hand*

Seashell: AIR!

Joy: IT'S THE FOURTH OF JULY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Joy: IT'S THE GREAT AMERICAN HOLIDAY OF BLOWING SHIT UP IN THE SKY!!!

Rainkeeper: I thought it was to celebrate their independence.....

Joy: Yeah, that too, BUT MAINLY IT'S ABOUT COLORFUL EXPLOSIONS IN THE SKY!

Nightflyer: They're called fireworks.

Joy: I KNOW AND I BOUGHT ALL THE ILLEGAL ONES!

Air: But that's illegal....

Joy: BUT THEY MAKE THE BIGGEST BOOMS!!!!!

Rainkeeper: So, July Fourth is the day that Joy goes mentally insane in case you haven't figured that out yet.

Joy: AHAHAHAAHAHAH

*players appear*

Joy: *still manically laughing*

Moon: Um, is Joy okay?

Nightflyer: It's nearly the Fourth of July, so no.

Rainkeeper: *shoots her with tranquilizer dart*

Rainkeeper: Ssssssssssshhhhhhh.

Joy: *passes out*

Rainkeeper: Okay, now we'll have an explosion free dare.

Air: Seashell, if you will.

Seashell: *snaps talons*

Qibli: *turns into a cat*

Qibli: *screams*

JW: *screams*

Kinkajou: OMM HE'S SUCH A CUTE LITTLE KITTY!

Air: Can-

Nightflyer: No.

Air: Why not?

Nightflyer; Because we already did that.

Air: But DESTIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL.

Nightflyer: What happened to all those one-shots you were writing to limit your Destiel references in life?

Air: I wrote like fifty and now I'm out of ideas.

Nightflyer: ........Rainbow slinkies.

Air: THANK YOU! 

Winter: Qibli is a cat. WHY.

Turtle: I'm afraid now.

Carnelian: This is great. Can Kinkajou be next?

Rainkeeper: Now for the dare!

Umber: Wait, was this part of the dare or did you just turn Qibli into a cat for no reason?

Hosts:.............

Seashell: Of COURSE this was a dare heh heh....

Rainkeeper: Since cats have nine lives, Winter now has to kill Kitty Qibli nine times.

Nightflyer: I like Nine. He has a Chicago Penthouse.

Seashell: Well I HATE HIM. HE GOT EIGHT KILLED!

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