Dear Jared (J.W.)

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Rainkeeper: Joy, WHAT THE HELL.

Nightflyer: What did she do now?

Seashell: Who'd you kill?

Air: Who'd you piss off?

Joy: I did nothing!

Rainkeeper: Oh REALLY.

Joy:....Well..... nearly nothing....

Nightflyer: Spill.

Joy: Well you know how we like to make references....

Seashell: Oh dear moons.

Joy: So I went up to a protest group and very politely said "I'm a Catholic whore, currently enjoying congress out of wedlock with my black, Jewish girlfriend who works at a military abortion clinic. So, hail Satan, and have a lovely afternoon, madam."

Seashell:.......WOW.

Air:.....*bursts out laughing*

Nightflyer: You gotta love the Kingsman movies.

*players appear*

Qibli: Us again?

Moon: Can't you go bother your parents for a while?

Rainkeeper: We can't help that people keep wanting to see you all sing something.

Turtle: True. We do sing better then Tsunami.

Kinkajou: But Glorybringer has us beat.

Winter: You could be a professional singer, and Glorybringer could still sing better.

Carnelian: Definitely.

Umber: What are we singing today? More songs about coming out of the closet?

Air: I can name at least four songs about coming out of the closet that all relate to Destiel. 

Air: Wait six.

Air:.....SEVEN!

Nightflyer: Why is six afraid of seven?

Winter: Oh not this shit again.

Seashell: Winter, Qibli, and Umber have to sing Sincerely ME from Dear Evan Hansen.

Joy: Dear Evan Hansen. The book/play? That we know nothing about, except that it's extremely popular.

Rainkeeper: Someone please tell us what it is.

Seashell: Okay, so there's three parts in the song- Connor, Evan, and Jared.

Air: JARED?

Nightflyer: Oh no.

Air: jAReD PADALECKIIIIIII

Nightflyer: Not that Jared, Air.

Air: IT'S THE JESUS HAIRED MOOSE! 

Joy: That's from a fanfiction, isn't it?

Air: Yes.

Joy: Knew it.

Seashell: Soooo, let's have Winter be Connor, Umber be Jared-

Air: JARED!!!!!

Seashell: And Qibli be Evan.

Winter: Whatever.

Qibli: Fine.

Umber: YES!

Joy: *clicks on music*

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