Air: May I have your attention please?
Joy: May I have your attention please? Will the real slim shady please stand up?
Joy: I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up? We're gonna have a problem here.
Air: *glares*
Joy: Sorry, couldn't help it.
Air:.....You know, I was GOING to say something on a serious intellectual level, but forget it.
Joy:......You got from Nightflyer didn't you?
Nightflyer: No, I drilled it into her head so that people would take her seriously.
Air: Yeah, well I'm only serious about my ships, and my friends, Nightflyer, you know this.
Air: And in that case, CAS DIDN'T HATE METARON BECAUSE HE STOLE HIS GRACE, HE HATED METARON BECAUSE HE HURT DEAN!!!!!!
Rainkeeper: There's the Destiel! Now we can start the dare.
*Players appear*
Seashell: OMM A ship we haven't done before!!!
Moon: Those still exist?
Qibli: Not in this group, I didn't think so.
Carnelian: Yeah. Even Umber has been with practically everyone.
Moon: I've been paired with EVERYONE, so this clearly doesn't include me. YAY!
Joy: Kinkajou, we have a dare for you.
Kinkajou: WOO-HOO! What is it?
Air: You have to kiss Winter.
Winter: WHAT?!?!
Turtle: NEVER!
Kinkajou: Okay.
All: KINKAJOU!!!!
Kinkajou: What! I like, NEVER get dares. Hell yeah I'm taking advantage of this one.
Rainkeeper: So, go on. Kiss Winnie the Pooh.
Kinkajou: As you wish.
Hosts: *freeze*
Umber: Oh my gosh, Kinkajou, you broke them.
Nightflyer: Was.....Was that a PRINCESS BRIDE REFERENCE I SMELL?!!?!?
Joy: IT WAS.
Qibli: Oh no.
Rainkeeper: HELLO. MY NAME IS INIGO MONTOYA. YOU KILLED MY FATHER. PREPARE TO DIE!
Air: Inconceivable!!
Nightflyer: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.
Seashell: My Wesley will come for me.
Winter: *snorts* Wesley ain't coming for you.
Seashell:.....Shut up.
Joy: I'll use small words so that you'll be sure to understand, you warthog faced buffoon.
Air: BOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!
Rainkeeper: Have fun stormin the castle!
Turtle: Please end this.
Kinkajou: Got it.
Kinkajou: *kisses Winter*
Hosts: *scream*
Joy: *sighs*
Joy: I've got my country's 500th anniversary to plan, my wedding to arrange, my wife to murder and Guilder to frame for it; I'm swamped.
Kinkajou: EW! EWEWEWEWEWEWEWEWEW!!!! That was so gross!
Winter: ....Uh, Yeah....Totally gross....
Kinkajou: *jumps into Turtle's arms*
Kinkajou: TURTLE! TAKE ME AWAY!
Turtle: As you wish.
Rainkeeper: When he was saying 'As you wish' what he meant was 'I love you'.
Turtle: NOT TRUE!
Kinkajou: TOTALLY TRUE!
Moon:......You like kissing Kinkajou, DIDN'T YOU?
Winter: WHAT? NO! I didn't-
Qibli: Oh don't LIE to us, Winter.
Winter:......Um, so maybe Kinkajou is a better kisser then Umber or Carnelian. So what?
Moon: DIE! *pushes Winter down a hill*
Winter: AAAAAAAAAAS YOU WIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIISH!
Moon: *gasps* WESLEY!
Moon: *goes down the hill after him*
Joy: *sighs*
Joy: I love the Princess Bride.....
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
