Mini Kinkie! (J.W.)

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Air: *sets crown on head*

Rainkeeper: What-

Nightflyer: *sighs*

Air: I HAVE BEEN DEEMED THE SUPERNATURAL QUEEN. BOW BEFORE ME, PEASANTS.

Nightflyer: *facetalons*

Rainkeeper:.....Eh, why not. *bows*

Joy: HEY, AIN'T NOBODY IN THIS GROUP GONNA BE A QUEEN BUT ME!

Air: Try me, bitch.

Joy: *straightens crown*

Joy: It's on like Donkey Kong.

Seashell: Finally! *grabs popcorn*

Nightflyer: Oh dear moons.

Rainkeeper: You grab your friend, I'll grab mine?

Nightflyer: How about you take Joy?

Rainkeeper: No, I think you should take her.

Nightflyer: No, I think she'll just kill me.

Rainkeeper: Fair point.... Seashell, how about you grab Joy?

Seashell: Hell no, I've been waiting years for this blood bath. *eats popcorn*

Rainkeeper/Nightflyer:.........

Nightflyer: Welp, I'll go tell Castiel he's gonna have to resurrect Air for me.

*players appear*

Moon: Yo, Turtle, how are things?

Turtle:.....Fine.

Moon: Yeah, but how are things going with-

Hosts: *start making siren noises*

Air: WEEEEWOOOOOWEEEEEWOOOOO

Rainkeeper: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Nightflyer: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Joy: WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOPWOOOOOOOOOOOOOOP

Seashell: BEEEEDOBEEDOBEEDOBEEDO

Carnelian: SHUT UP!

Rainkeeper: THIS IS TO BE A BOOK 12 SPOILER FREE ZONE UNTIL THE MAJORITY OF THE FANDOM HAS READ THE BOOK.

Joy: Because face facts people, after a while, it's your own fault if something gets spoiled.

Nightflyer: *sighs* Like with the second Fantastic Beasts movie. I still haven't seen it, and at this point, the spoilers are now my own fault.

Winter: Okaaaaaaay.

Rainkeeper: Oh, and to insert a shameless self promotion- if you haven;t seen it yet, we have an epic list of WOF headcannons in the Random WOF stuff book so check them out, some could be great prompts for fanfics!

Air: Dare time!

Moon: What hopeless torture are you forcing upon us now?

Rainkeeper: Moonbli seven minutes in heaven.

Qibli:......YES!!!!!!! What's the catch?

Joy: Winter has to watch.

Winter: OH yeessss, because it JUST WOULDN'T BE A DARE WITHOUT WINTER GETTING TORTURED, NOW WOULD IT?

Joy: No, it really wouldn't.

Nightflyer: We should start a petition for there to be a sarcasm font.

Joy: FUCK. YES.

Seashell: Oh, and Winter will also be tied tooooooo

Air: MINI KINKAJOU!

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