Seven Minutes of Divorce (J.W.)

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Air: *flips table*

Nightflyer: What-

Air: *punches a wall*

Nightflyer: Why-

Air: *grabs Kelp and violently shakes him*

Joy: Let him go please!

Air: *shoves Kelp away*

Air: FUCK. YAAAAAAAASSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nightflyer:....Everything okay?

Air: FREAKING FLIPPING FUCK YEAH IT IS!!!!!!!! I HAVE A NEW GRAVE TO DANCE ON!!! JACK! IS! THE! FUCKING! BEST!!!!!

Air: *screams*

Rainkeeper:......Sooooo supernatural had a new episode...?

Air: ANDDESTIELWENTTOACOFFEESHOPANDITWASREALLYCUTEOHMYCHUCKIMFREAKINGOUT!!!!

Nightflyer: I would say calm down, but that ain't gonna happen.

Air: HELL NO IT AIN'T!

*players appear*

Air: OH MY MOONS, OH MY MOONS, OH MY MOONS.

Nightflyer: Air, how about you do some laps until you calm down.

Air: OKAY! *starts sprinting around the room*

Players:.........

Moon: Okay, so Air's normal, what about the rest of you?

Joy: We good.

Seashell: We Gucci.

Joy: Get out.

Seashell: *leaves*

Kelp: Sooooooo ship time.

Rainkeeper: Adventure time?

Air: HUNTING TIME, C'MON GRAB YOUR SALT!

Rainkeeper: SIMPSONS TIME! RUN, DON'T WALK. YOU MIGHT EVEN HEAR MAGGIE TALK.

Rainkeeper: With Bart the boy and a dog named Homer, and jokes written on signs, it's Simpsons Time!

Joy: Except that it's not Simpsons Time.

Rainkeeper: Awwww

Joy: It's GAY SHIP TIME!

Umber: I was summoned?

Carnelian: Why do you assume every gay thing has to do with you?

Umber: Because it does.

Carnelian: NO, it doesn't. When Qibli and Winter got married, that had nothing to do with you.

Umber: Yeah, but I'm the one who made them rainbow wedding rings.

Winter: He did.

Qibli: I still have mine. They're beautiful.

Moon: He gave them to me and Kinkajou when we were forced to get married too.

Kinkajou: It blends right in with my scales.

Carnelian:........

Umber: BOOM.

Turtle: What gay ship is it this time?

Seashell: OH! I PREPARED A PARODY SONG FOR IT!

Joy: Oh dear moons.

Kelp: Let's here it.

Seashell: Just start singing Thunder by Imagine Dragons.

Hosts:........

Rainkeeper: DONE.

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