HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS, PIGFARTS (Both)

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Air:......*clicks on radio*

*Faithfully by Journey starts playing*

Air: *waves lighter*

Rainkeeper: OH moons. THE FINCHEL- WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!?!!?

Air: Ssssssssh, just let it happen.

Rainkeeper: *crying* FINCHEL!!!!!

Nightflyer: WoooooooOOOOOOoo0000000ooooooooo

Joy: FAITHFULLY!!!!

Seashell: I'm STILL YOOOOOOOOOUUUUUUUUNG!!!!!

Rainkeeper: I FREAKING HATE YOU ALL RIGHT NOW, HOW DARE YOU.

*players appear*

Nightflyer: Joseph Stalin, Malenkov, Nasser and Prokofiev, Rockefeller, Campanella, Communist Bloc, Roy Cohn, Juan Peron, Toscanini, Dacron, Dien Bien Phu falls, "Rock Around the Clock"

Seashell: ooooo, Billy Joel!

Nightflyer: Einstein, James Dean, Brooklyn's got a winning team, Davy Crockett, Peter Pan, Elvis-

Air: You shut your bitch mouth RIGHT NOW.

Nightflyer:.......*stops singing*

Winter: The 80's station is on again, isn't it?

Hosts:.......

Joy: Maybe.

Glory: What's the dare- and don't you dare start singing-

Hosts:..............

Rainkeeper: BRASS MONKEY, 

Joy: THAT FUNKY MONKEY,

Rainkeeper/Joy:  BRASS MONKEY JUNKIE, THAT FUNKY MONKEY!

Deathbringer: I have officially lost faith in our children.

Glory: Agreed.

Nightflyer: ANYWAYS, TODAY WE GET TO GO TO HOGWARTS!!!!!

Sunny: Hog-what now?

Moon: *gasps* REALLY?!?!!?

Nightflyer: AND YOU HAVE TO GET SORTED INTO YOUR HOGWARTS HOUSES!!!!!

Seashell: *snaps talons*

All: *appears in the Hogwarts Great Hall*

Nightflyer: *squeals*

Air: Awww, little Nightflyer and his wizard obsession.

Nightflyer: Did you know there's a theory that Rowena from Supernatural founded Ravenclaw because the house was formed by ROWENA Ravenclaw????

Air: HOLY CRAP NO WAY OH MY MOONS!!!!

Air/Nightflyer: *freaking out*

Seashell: Why are we friends with these people again?

Rainkeeper: Because Air's awesome.

Joy: Because Nightflyer's awesome.

Seashell:.........

Nightflyer:  HOGWARTS, HOGWARTS, HOGGY WARTY HOGWARTS, TEACH US SOMETHING PLEASE!!!!

Seashell:......Totally awesome.

Tsunami: Sooooo, can someone explain what the heck we're actually doing?

Rainkeeper: This is Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry. In it, you get sorted into one of four houses.

Joy: There's Gryffindor, Slytherin, Ravenclaw, and *looks at smudged writing on hand*..... Jigglypuff.

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