JUMANJI (D.O.D.)

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Nightflyer: Air, how come all the angel in Supernatural have such....unique names?

Air: What do you mean?

Nightflyer: Like, they have weird names. Samandriel, Castiel, Gadreel, Hael-

Seashell: Yeah, why dont they have common names?

Air: Well, there's Anna, and Hannah, and Gabriel...

Seashekl: Yeah, but why not have an angel named Bob or so-

Other hosts: NO NONONONONO  NO!!!!

Seashell:.....What?

Rainkeeper: Angel Bob!?!? NO!

Nightflyer: NOBODY BLINK.

Air: That's the name of a weeping angel *shudders*

Seashell:.....Am I missing something or...

Joy: How have you not been murdered yet?

Seashell: Well I've been blinded with a mug. *glares at Air*

Air: In my opinion, you deserved a worse punishment.

Joy: Well, let's move on and never talk about Doctor Who related creatures again, shall we?

Nightflyer: Deal.

*players appear*

Hosts: *have calmed slightly*

Joy: Soooooo

Rainkeeper: WHO'S READY TO PLAY JUMANJI!!!!!!?!?!

Players:.........

Clay: Uh.....

Glory: What?

Joy: Jumanji! The most horrifying board game since Sorry!

Nightflyer: If we EVER play Sorry, I will kill you all.

Joy: Nightflyer, that is the LITERAL POINT of Sorry. It's to MURDER YOUR OPPONENTS.

Seashell: No it's not.

Air: The you obviously have never played Sorry.

Rainkeeper: Jumanji is also a FABULOUS movie- THE ORIGINAL IS. NOT THE SHITTY REMAKE.

Air: Every remake is awful. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, Annie, Jumanji, etc.

Seashell: But the Disney Live-action films have been pretty good so far. DON'T MESS IT UP, DISNEY.

Nightflyer: Did you know Disney owns Fox Network now?

Joy: They do?

Nightflyer: Yep.

Joy: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! MY POOR FOX!!!!!

Rainkeeper: ANYWAYS! We're all going to sit around, and play the game.

Deathbringer: Okay.

Air: And hope no one gets stuck in the Jungle for thirty years.

Sunny: Wait what?

Joy: *sets up game* 

Seashell: Anyone care to read the warning?

All: *stares at Starflight*

Starflight:.....*sighs*

Starflight: A game for those to seek to find a way to leave their world behind. This game pursues you....

Nightflyer: Literally.

Joy: Clay, you go first.

Clay: Why me?

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