I Hate Seven Minutes In Heaven (Both)

2.4K 54 189
                                    


Joy: *flipping through magazine*

Joy: Oh, Mad Magazine. What would we do without you?

Air: *deeply pondering Supernatural*

Nightflyer: What is it?

Air: Do you remember Becky? The crazy fangirl who kidnapped Sam and held him under a love potion?

Nightflyer: And dated Chuck? Yeah.

Air:.......Do you think anyone ever told her that her ex-boyfriend was god?

Nightflyer:..........No, I don't think she knows that.

Seashell: What the HELL happened in that show?

Air: Everything.

*players appear*

Deathbringer: THE SENORITAS DON'T CARE-O IF THERE'S NO DINERO!

Rainkeeper: Crap, who left the country music station on?

Joy: *fires a gun into the air*

Joy: NO SINGING COUNTRY MUSIC!

Deathbringer: Awwwww

Winter: What cruel torture are we looking at today?

Seashell: A truth! Who do you hate most?

Players:.............

Glory: So many options....

Air: Clay, you start!

Clay: Uh...Kestrel?

Peril: SCARLET.

Carnelian: SCARLET.

Winter: SCARLET.

Nightflyer: Okay then.

Tsunami: Whirlpool.

Riptide: Coral.

Tsunami: Hey!

Riptide: I. Do. Not. Apologize.

Joy: I HOPE IT HITS YOU RIGHT BETWEEN THE EYES- I DON'T APOLOGIZE!

Rainkeeper: Yes, Joy, we know. 

Qibli: You guys NEVER apologize for ANYTHING.

Hosts:.......

Air: I apologize for the feels I gave anyone in the SPN fandom.

Joy: I regret nothing, and apologize for NOTHING.

Glorybringer: BLISTER.

Deathbringer: Awww, you're worst enemy is my worst enemy!

Glory: We're so soulmates.

Rainkeeper:......Okaaaaay?

Starflight: MORROWSEER.

Kinkajou: MORROWSEER.

Fatespeaker: MORROWSEER.

Nightflyer: This is gonna be GREAT.

Umber: Icicle.

Qibli: Vulture.

Turtle: Darkstalker.

Sunny: Burn.

Moon: Yeah, Darkstalker...

Hosts: *burst out laughing*

Players:.........

Riptide: What?

Seashell: CONGRATULATIONS!

Nightflyer: YOU HAVE TO DO SEVEN MINUTES IN HEAVEN WITH THE DRAGON YOU HATE MOST!

All:........

Moon: Oh my moons. EW EW EW EW EW EWEWEWEWEWEWEW!!!!!!!!!!

Clay: I think I'm gonna puke....

Carnelian: *pukes*

Sunny: *shudders*

Deathbringer: *drops to the ground*

Glory: *horrified* Deathy? You okay?

Deathbringer: *unintelligible scream of pain*

Turtle: Oh no. NONOONONONONONONONO!

Kinkajou: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Qibli: OH DEAR MOONS WHY?!!?!?!

Air: They really hate us...

Seashell: Yeah....It's fun. *snaps talons*

*everyone is forced into closets*

*seven minutes later*

Peril: YAY! I MELTED SCARLET! 

Everyone Else: *severely traumatized*

Clay: I wanna die.

Tsunami: Kill me. Kill me NOW.

Riptide: YOU WANT TO DIE? I HAD CORAL. CORAL!!!!!

Turtle: BITCH I HAD DARKSTALKER.

Fatespeaker: Couldn't have been worse then Morrowseer.

Umber: Icicle....*shudders*

Deathbringer: WIPE  OUR MEMORIES. PLEASE!!!

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*memory wipe*

Players:.....

Sunny: Why do I feel traumatized?

Hosts: *burst out laughing*

Players:.......*nervous*

Qibli: Why are they laughing?

Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2Where stories live. Discover now