STAR WARS. Not To Be Confused With Star Trek, or Space Balls (Both)

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Nightflyer: So, Air's in a calm environment now.

Joy: Calm how?

Nightflyer: Think of a room stuffed full of super soft blankets and pillows that plays nothing but soft, calming music and feel good, happy movies. You also get a puppy upon entering, and desserts are delivered regularly, along with tissues for when you remember why you're there and start crying.

Seashell: I......I need this room.

Rainkeeper: Me too.

*players appear*

Kelp: So it's ABOUT TIME we did this dare!

Joy: Apologizes for the wait.

Winter: What is it?

Rainkeeper: YOU ALL HAVE TO LIST YOUR FAVORITE STAR WARS CHARACTERS!

Starflight: YES!

Rainkeeper: HELL YEAH! *high fives Starflight*

Kelp: Clay, you start.

Clay: I like the Ewoks. They're like little teddy bears.

Peril: Darth Maul.

Riptide: Han Solo

Deathbringer: No way Han Solo's MY favorite!

Rainkeeper: Let's  just agree that Han Solo is awesome.

Riptide: Done.

Tsunami: Rey.

Glory: Leia.

Starflight: Obi-wan.

Fatespeaker: Maz Kanata.

Sunny: BB-8

Umber: POE DAMERON.

Carnelian: Darth Vader.

Turtle: Mace Windu

Kinkajou: Chirrut Îmwe, I'm one with the force, the force is with me.

Turtle: I'm one with the force, the force is with me.

Kinkajou: I'monewiththeforcetheforceiswithme.

Turtle: I'MONEWITHTHEFORCETHEFORCEISWITHME

Qibli: Dude. YODA.

Moon: Jyn Erso.

Winter: Count Dooku

Seashell: Great, only one overlap.

Joy: Deathbringer, pick someone else.

Deathbringer: Chewbacca.

Nightflyer: Wonderful.

Rainkeeper: All great choices.

Joy: And now for the catch.

Starflight: Wait what-

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*All players shrink to the size of a bear*

Kelp: You have to fight the character you picked.

All: *screeches in rage*

Glory: MAKE ME BIG AGAIN, I HATE YOU.

Winter: I HATE BEING SMALL!

Deathbringer: Is that-

Glory: *clamps talon over Deathbringer's snout*

Glory: CHILDREN READ THESE, DEATHY.

Deathbringer: Still? I thought we made it obvious that they shouldn't.

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