Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2

Wonder Duck Spoons (Both)

Air: Did you know that when it's 2:00 pm in Eastern Standard Time, it's 2:00 AM in China???

Rainkeeper:....Yes, that is how time zones work-

Air: SO LIKE, CHINA IS A WHOLE DAY AHEAD OF US????

Nightflyer: Not in the way you're thinking, they don't know the future, it's just 2 am there instead of pm.

Air: BUT WHY?!?!?!

Nightflyer: Well because the Earth is constantly rotating-

Air: Yeah, I know about THAT science stuff, but I thought everyone was on the same time, and people in places where there's sunlight at 2am treated it like it was 2pm, so they went to school at midnight instead of noon.

Nightflyer:......So instead of time zones existing, you just thought half the planet was nocturnal?

Air: Yes, exactly.

Nightflyer:........*screams into a pillow*

*players appear*

Glory: Deathy.

Deathbringer: Glor-Glor.

Glory: Murderbasket.

Deathbringer: Gloria.

Glory: *gasps*

Nightflyer: There was a mention of a Lumineers song?

Glory: You CANNOT call my Gloria. I'm not some zoo hippo.

Deathbringer: And YOU can't call me Murderbasket, but here we are!

Glory: I WILL SICK A SCAVENGER ON YOU.

Deathbringer: Oh no! That's the thing I'm sensitive about!

Winter: Please. Get to the dare before I stab myself to avoid hearing their voices.

Rainkeeper: *flips open notebook and clicks pen* 

Rainkeeper: Are these voices telling you to hurt people?

Qibli: I hope you didn't do that thing where you sit in your living room and talk to yourself for half an hour.

Winter: The voices are telling me to kill Qibli.

Rainkeeper: I see. *makes note*

Kelp: Today we'll be playing my favorite game of all time.

Peril: Is it Clue?

Kelp: No.

Kinkajou: Pictionary?

Kelp: No.

Turtle: Cards Against Humanity?

Air: He's in love! With HUMANITY.

Air: If by humanity you mean Dean Winchester-

Kelp: No.

Carnelian: Saw?

Deathbringer: The Hunger Games?

Tsunami: *punches Deathbringer*

Tsunami: Sorry?

Qibli: Poker?

Kelp: No. 

Kelp: It's Spoons!

Players:..........

Sunny: What's Spoons?

Qibli: One of the many games I used to play in order to get food.

Kelp: Spoons is simple. All you need is a deck of cards and spoons.

Amber: I have a deck of rainbow cards!