All In the Family Part 2 (D.O.D.)

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Air: *has headphones on, eyes closed, swaying peacefully*

Seashell: Ummmm Air-

Nightflyer: SSHHHHH!!!!!

Seashell:.....What?

Nightflyer: Don't disturb her.

Seashell: Why not?

Nightflyer: This is the calmest and most peaceful she's been since Supernatural season 1.

Seashell: And why is that?

Air: *slowly opens her eyes and takes off headphones*

Air: You guys...... 

Joy: Why are you calm? Have you been eating too many CBD gummy bears?

Air: Naaahhhhh

Air: You guys need to listen to Jensen's album though. It's amazing.

Air: Just listen to this beautiful man....

Air: Look up Radio Company vol 1. on Spotify. You're welcome.

Kelp: Air, exactly when will your supernatural obsession end?

Air:..........

Air: Never.

Kelp: Oh, I just-

Air: No, like, literally, never. Supernatural is my soul now. It is immortal and eternal and will join me in the afterlife. 

*players appear*

Clay: So, Halloween is over, correct?

Nightflyer: Yes.

Clay: Which means the NEXT holiday-

Sunny: IS CHRISTMAS! *puts on a Santa hat*

Clay: NO.

Starflight: Hanukkah? *spinning a dreidel*

Clay: NO.

Nightflyer: Veteran's Day is tomorrow-

Clay: And while that's important, I AM TALKING ABOUT THANKSGIVING.

Peril: *sighs*

Fatespeaker: Wait, really?

Air: Why- why is anyone surprised at this point?

Peril: Clay is under the illusion that Thanksgiving lasts the entire month of November and that every meal you eat is Thanksgiving sized. I don't have the heart to correct him.

Joy: That....THAT WOULD BE SO MUCH EATING.

Clay: See, the trick is to have Ramadan right before November hits, because then you'll be happy to eat all the food in Thanksgiving month.

Rainkeeper: *scanning through politically correct guidelines*

Rainkeeper: I... I can't even tell if you should say that or not.

Joy: I can. *takes politically correct guidelines and throws them out the window*

Joy: Say whatever the fuck you want.

All:......

Kelp: In  that case.....

Air: ANGELS ARE PANSEXUAL AND THERE WAS A GAY COUPLE IN THE BIBLE, I HAVE EVIDENCE.

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