Seashell: I watched So You Think You Can Dance the other day and-
Joy: No one cares.
Seashell:......
Seashell: I really hate you.
Joy: Join the club! I hear they meet on Tuesdays on I Don't Give A Shit Boulevard.
Air: Tuesday?
Rainkeeper: Yes, Air, it's Tuesday.
Air: tuESDaY????
Nightflyer: Now we've done it.
Seashell: Done what...?
Air: TUESDAY!?!????
Nightflyer: *clicks on radio*
*Heat of the moment starts blasting*
Air: IT WAS THE HEEEEEEEEEEEEAT OF THE MOMENT! RISE AND SHINE SAMMY!!!!!!!!
Joy: Riiiiiiight. Tuesday.
Air: Yesterday was Tuesday, RIGHT? BUT TODAY IS TUESDAY TOO!!!!
Air: TUESDAY, PIG IN A POKE!
Seashell: What is happening....
Air: SABRIEL. THAT'S WHAT'S HAPPENING.
*players appear*
Joy: So! Due to multiple requests and popular demand...
Nightflyer: Deathbringer will be reliving his promise from the last dare, and fighting Albatross.
*Albatross appears*
Rainkeeper: Winner gets Glory.
Glory: Wait WHAT?
Deathbringer: *scoffs*
Deathbringer: This'll be easy.
Albatross: *starts force-choking Deathbringer*
Albatross: Are you sure about that?
Joy: Hah. Vines.
Nightflyer: Vine is dead.
Joy: Says who?
Nightflyer: I dunno. People?
Air: Do these tacos taste funny to you?
Rainkeeper: The world will end on Taco Tuesday.
Air: No, it ended on May 13th.
Rainkeeper: Why then?
Air: Because THAT'S when Satan fell in the hole the fidget spinner created.
Rainkeeper:.......Okay, I'm done with this.
Joy: Silly Albatross. You can't use your POWERS, that's CHEATING!
Air: And cheaters never win!
Albatross: That's faulty logic. I used my powers to kill my family and it worked.
Joy: Yeah, but then you got killed by a dragonet.
Air: So you LOST.
Albatross:......you're not a very bright dragon, are you?
Clay: HEY!
Peril: DON'T YOU DARE INSULT HER!
Nightflyer: I will go Peter on your face.
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
