Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2

LeviOsa, Not LeviosAAA (D.O.D.)

Joy: *reading Heir of Fire*

Aelin: "I claim you, Rowan Whitethorn."

Joy:.........

Joy: I claim you. 

Kelp: What?

Joy: I CLaiM YoU?!?!??

Joy: BITCH.

Joy: YOU CALLED DIBS IS WHAT YOU DID.

Joy: *rips Aelin out of the book and shakes her*

Joy: WHY THE FUCK HAVEN'T YOU KISSED HIM YET??????

Kelp: Joy-

Joy: *throws Aelin back in the book and screams*

Joy: DAMN YOU MY SHIP.

Kelp: Joy.

Joy: JUST SAIL, WE ALL KNOW IT'S GONNA HAPPEN, YOU'RE ALREADY TALKING THROUGH EYE CONTACT AND IF THAT'S NOT A MATING BOND SIGN THEN I DON'T KNOW WHAT IS!

Kelp: Joy, I think you're scaring the other hosts.

Air: No, no, this is normal.

Seashell/Rainkeeper: *cowering under the table*

Nightflyer: *hasn't even bothered looking up from his book, this is so usual to him*

Joy: JUST-JUST- *throws book* AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

Kelp: Calm.

Joy: *sits down with a huff and pouts*

Kelp:.....Better?

Joy:......Yes.

Kelp: Can we start the dare now?

Joy:......Yes.

Kelp: Okay then, Seashell-

Joy: Hey Kelp?

Kelp: Yeah?

Joy: I claim you.

Kelp:.......

Joy: You're mine now.

Kelp: Joy, when have I NOT been yours?

Air: *falls*

Air: ME SHIP.

*players appear*

Players: *still looking scarred from the last dare*

Clay: So I know you are all horrified and all but......

Clay: Was....Was I good food?

Peril:.....Sure.

All: *shudders*

Nightflyer: *clears throat, trying to gain everyone's attention*

All: *chatting, ignoring him*

Nightflyer:..... *picks up a stack of books and drops them flat on the floor*

*BOOM*

All: *shuts up and stares at him*

Nightflyer: IT'S TIME FOR MAGIC CLASS, BITCHES.

Starflight: what.

Nightflyer: I GOTTA BACK TO HOGWARTS! GOTTA GET BACK TA SCHOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLL

Joy: Buddy, you already had your AVPM freakout, remember?

Nightflyer: BACK TO WITCHES AND WIZARDS AND MAGICAL BEASTS-

Kelp: Hold on, this is starting to sound like Heir of Fire.