Phoenix (J.W.)

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Air: WOOOOAAAAAAHHHHH

Air: 8D audio is SO COOL!

Nightflyer: What song are you listening to?

Air: Dollhouse by Melanie Martinez

Nightflyer: Really?

Air: What? It's about dolls, isn't it?

Nightflyer: Uh.....yeah.....

Air: But 8D audio makes it sound creepy. It's like she's slithering around me.

Joy: *sneaks up and pokes Air*

Air: *screams*

Joy: *laughs*

*players appear*

Joy: You ready for this, dear brother?

Rainkeeper: Let's do some gratuitous violence.

Carnelian: What about violence?

Winter: Why do we keep showing up here? 

Moon: Because we have to.

Winter: No! We don't! We're masochists! We literally only show up here so that they can further rob up of our dignity while simultaneously making a reference to something!

Joy: Oh, is that right, Rambo?

Winter: SEE?

Seashell: Well, speaking of Winter, we have a dare for you.

Winter: NO.

Air: All you have to do is sing.

Winter:.....What song is it?

Rainkeeper: The Phoenix by Fallout Boy.

Turtle: Oooooooo, Fallout Boy.

Kinkajou: I love Fallout Boy.

Turtle: Such a great band.

Kinkajou: They should have a concert with Panic! At the Disco and Green Day.

Turtle: I would die to go to that concert.

Kinkajou: But don't die. I like you.

Turtle: Okay.

Kinkajou: But if you get a ticket to that concert and don't take me, I may kill you and take the ticket.

Turtle: And I would accept that fate.

Seashell: Alright Winnie, get singing.

Winter: What if I protest against singing?

Nightflyer: Then we'll make you sing.

Winter: Oh yeah? How?

Air: We'll need to tie him up first.

Rainkeeper: Alright, get your stupid fuckin' rope.

Joy: I'll get my stupid rope.

Nightflyer: What movie did you two WATCH?

Rainkeeper: Boondock Saints.

Joy: It's too relatable. We can't stop quoting it.

Winter: If I sing, will you shut up and let us go home?

Joy: Of course.

Rainkeeper: Duh.

Air: Daylight come and me wan' go home!

Nightflyer: Come, mister tally man, tally me banana

Air: Daylight come and me wan' go home

Seashell: Please stop them.

Winter: *starts singing*

Winter: Put on your war paint

Winter: You are a brick tied to me that's dragging me down
Strike a match and I'll burn you to the ground
We are the jack-o-lanterns in July
Setting fire to the sky
Here, here comes this rising tide so come on


Winter: Put on your war paintCross walks and crossed hearts and hope to die
Seal the clouds with grey lining
So we can take the world back from the heart-attacked
One maniac at a time we will take it back
You know time crawls on when you're waiting for the song to start
So dance along to the beat of your heart
Hey Youngblood doesn't it feel like our time is running out
I'm going to change you like a remix
Then I'll raise you like a phoenix
Wearing all vintage misery
No I think it looked a little better on me
I'm going to change you like a remix
Then I'll raise you like a phoenix
Bring home the boys in scraps
Scrap metal the tanks
Get hitched make a career out of robbing banks
Because the world is just a teller and we are wearing black
She broke our spirits with no impact
So we can take the world back from the heart-attacked
One maniac at a time we will take it back
You know time crawls on when you're waiting for the song to start
So dance along to the beat of your heart
Hey Youngblood doesn't it feel like our time is running out
I'm going to change you like a remix
Then I'll raise you like a phoenix
Wearing all vintage misery
No I think it looked a little better on me
I'm going to change you like a remix
Then I'll raise you like a phoenix
Hey Youngblood doesn't it feel like our time is running out
I'm going to change you like a remix
Then I'll raise you like a phoenix
Wearing all vintage misery
No I think it looked a little better on me
I'm going to change you like a remix
Then I'll raise you like a phoenix
Put on your war paintThe war is won before it's begun
Release the doves, surrender love
The war is won before it's begun
Release the doves, surrender love
The war is won before it's begun
Release the doves, surrender love
The war is won before it's begun
Release the doves, surrender love
Hey Youngblood doesn't it feel like our time is running out
I'm going to change you like a remix
Then I'll raise you like a phoenix
Wearing all vintage misery
No I think it looked a little better on me
I'm going to change you like a remix
Then I'll raise you like a phoenix
Hey Youngblood doesn't it feel like our time is running out
I'm going to change you like a remix
Then I'll raise you like a phoenix
Wearing all vintage misery
No I think it looked a little better on me
I'm going to change you like a remix
Then I'll raise you like a phoenix


Moon:......Wow.

Qibli: That was actually really good.

Turtle: HELL YEAH FALLOUT BOY!!!!

Kinkajou: YEAAAAAAASSSSSS!!!!

Qibli: Can you sing it again?

Winter: What? Why?

Qibli: Because I liked it.

Winter: No.

Moon: Pleaaassee?

Winter: No.

Qibli: But it was GOOD!

Moon: PLEEEEEEEEEEE

Qibli: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Moon: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Qibli: EEEEEEEEEEEEEESE??????

Winter: Ugh, fine. But only because I tolerate you two.

Qibli: Aww, he tolerates us.

Moon: We love you too, Buddy.

Winter: Don't call me buddy.

Kinkajou: SING IT AGAIN!!!!

Winter: Put on your war paint.....

Nightflyer: They're never gonna let him escape now, are they?

Air: Nope.

Seashell: But that's not our problem.

Joy: Anybody wanna go watch Boondock Saints 2?

Rainkeeper: YES.


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