Moonbli Talent Show!!! (Both)

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Air: It's CREEPY.

Joy: It's AWESOME.

Seashell: Agreed. AWESOME.

Air: Ugh, Fine. I'll listen to it one more time.

Joy: YES!

Rainkeeper: Listen to wha-

Seashell: PLACES, PLACES, GET IN YOUR PLACES, THROW ON YOUR DRESS AND PUT ON YOUR DOLL FACES! EVERYONE, THINKS THAT WE'RE PERFECT, PLEASE DON'T LET THEM LOOK THROUGH THE CURTAINS.

Joy: PICTURE, PICTURE, SMILE FOR THE PICTURE! POSE WITH YOUR BROTHER, WON'T YOU BE A GOOD SISTER? EVERYONE, THINKS THAT WE'RE PERFECT, PLEASE DON'T LET THEM LOOK THROUGH THE CURTAINS!

Nightflyer: What is going on....

Seashell/Joy: D-O-L-L-H-O-U-S-E I SEE THINGS THAT NOBODY ELSE SEES!

Rainkeeper:..........

Rainkeeper: Since when are you a Melanie Martinez fan?

Joy: Since I heard that one song, duh.

*players appear*

Glory: So, what's up?

Joy: Dad's with a slut, and your son's smoking cannabis.

Glory: WHAT?

Rainkeeper: Now you've done it.

Glory:....I....I don't even know who to yell at first.

Glory:.......Eh, why not both.

Glory: *grabs Deathbringer and Rainkeeper by the ear*

Rainkeeper: Ow ow ow owOW!

Deathbringer: Not again!

Glory: CARE TO EXPLAIN?

Deathbringer: I'm NOT with anyone else! 

Rainkeeper: And I DON'T smoke.

Glory: THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT GUILTY PEOPLE WOULD SAY!

Deathbringer: Glory, please! You're too hot for me to cheat on!

All: *unanimous facetalon*

Glory:.......Oh REALLY.

Deathbringer: And I'm screwed.  

Riptide: Nice knowing ya, man.

Peril: The gossip squad will miss you.

Sunny: WOAH WOAH WOAH, WHAT GOSSIP SQUAD?!!?!!? WHY WAS I NOT INVITED TO THIS???

Fatespeaker: Because you're a DOD, DUH.

Peril: Shhhhh, we've said too much already.

Seashell: Anyways, here's your dare.

Air: Qibli and Moon have to host a talent show!

Qibli: WOOP MOONBLI!

Moon: I don't know.....It's not the same without Winter....

Qibli: True true, IT'S EPIC!!!!

Seashell: *snaps talons*

*everyone appears on America's Got Talent Stage*

Joy: I love using this stage. It's perfect.

Nightflyer: And everyone's so used to us being here that we don't have to set anyone on fire.

Air: I wish I was still a judge, that was fun....I got to cover people with glitter...

Nightflyer: Air, you don't need to be a judge to do that.

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