Kiss, Kiss, KISS (Both)

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Air: JOY I NEED YOU TO LOCK SOMEONE UP.

Joy: *grabs chains*

Joy: Kay. Who is it and how secure you need them?

Rainkeeper:......I'm not even gonna comment anymore. 

Nightflyer: Air, no locking up Satan.

Air: It's not SATAN.

Air: I'm locking up Jack so that he doesn't hurt Dean while trying to kill Dick-ael.

Nightflyer: Why would Jack do that?

Air: Because THE PROMO SAID SO AND I'M SCARED AND CAS LOOKED LIKE HE WAS GONNA CRY!

Joy: So, you need me to lock Satan's son up somewhere so secure that he can't hurt an archangel's vessel?

Air: Yes.

Joy:......*throws out the chains*

Joy: Alright then. Time to go dig up the horsemen's rings.

*players appear*

Sunny: Yes we're all here!

Winter: NO MORE MOONBLI.

Moon: LEAVE US ALONE FOR A MINUTE.

Joy: Geez, guys. Not EVERY dare is about YOU.

Tsunami: Who's the dare for this time?

Air: Fatespeaker, and-

Seashell: CARNELIAN!

Carnelian: OMM I got a dare? Huh.

Seashell: CARNELIAN!

Carnelian: Yes, what?

Seashell: THE TIME HAS COME FOR YOU TO RELEASE YOUR INNER LESBIAN!

Carnelian: WHAT! That's- I- NO. 

Umber: *gasps*

Umber: I KNEW there was a reason why I was so drawn to you!

Carnelian: Umber, no-

Umber: YOU'RE BI AND WON'T ADMIT IT!!!!

Carnelian: NO I'M NOT!

Umber: LIAR!!!!!! 

Umber: CONTRACT THE RAINBOW!!!!! JOIN ME!!!!

Carnelian: NO.

DOD: *backs away from growing rainbow fight*

Glory: I'm bored......*snaps talons*

Deathbringer: *starts feeding Glory grapes*

Glory: so what's the dare?

All:...........

Riptide: Why......

Deathbinger: I lost a bet.

Riptide: OOooooooh.

Peril: It all makes sense now.

Glory: Yep. Deathy's my bitch now.

Tsunami: When wasn't he?

Sunny: *holds back a shriek*

Rainkeeper: Carnelian and Ruby have to do seven minutes in heaven,

Nightflyer: And while we wait, Fatespeaker has to kiss everyone and rate them.

Fatespeaker: Oooooo

Carnelian: I'M NOT GAY!

Umber: Nope, but you're- YOU'RE GETTING BI!

Carnelian: Oh dear moons no.

Umber: I'M GGGGGGETTING BI! I'M GETTING BI- I'M LETTING MY BI FLAG FLY- NOT GONNA HIDE IT, NOT GONNA LIE, I'M A BI KINDA GUY!

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