Purge. (Both)

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Seashell: So, um, this part might be a little drunk.

Air: But only cuz the author is sick.

Joy: And thinking is... it's like being underwater or something.

Air: NO.

Nightflyer: Oh, here we go again.

Air: BEING POSSESSED BY MICHAEL IS LIKE DROWNING AND CHUCKDAMMIT CAN'T IT JUST BE THURSDAY AND HAVE THE NEXT EPISODE COME OUT YET?!!?!?!?!

Joy: In other news, we finally got around to watching A Star is Born, and Kelp cried.

Kelp: I DID NOT.

Joy: OH YES YOU DID.

Rainkeeper: It was a great movie.

Joy:........

Kelp:..........

Joy: Tell me something, boy.

Kelp: OH MY GOSH, I CRIED SO HARD, WHY DID THEY HAVE TO SHOW THE DOG WAITING OUTSIDE THE GARAGE I WAS DYING.

Joy: There it is.

*players appear*

Starflight:....Dude.....coke....

Fatespeaker: He's such a druggie.

Riptide: How much longer is Starflight a drug addict?

Rainkeeper: Just one more dare after this.

Nightflyer: Then he'll go to rehab and be normal again.

Starflight: NO! I DON'T WANNA GO TO REHAB!

Joy: They try to make me go to rehab, but I said NO, NO, NO! 

Air: Yes I've been black, but when I come back, you'll

Joy/Air: Know, know, know!

Starflight: *does cocaine*

Umber: So, what's the dare?

Rainkeeper: Oh, Joy has to purge you all and only one of you can survive.

Players:........

Clay: Um....what's purge mean?

Joy: It means I get to murder you all. *slips on mask*

Rainkeeper: So, Kelp, let me know how much you like Joy after you watch her murder sixteen dragons.

Kelp: Got it. Still gonna love her.

Air: I'll put on the murdering song.

Nightflyer: We have a murdering song?

Air: Oh yeah, they used it in Supernatural before they killed somebody, and I still think it's the best song to play before you kill somebody.

Joy: I agreed.

Deathbringer: Wait-

Hosts: *disappear*

Joy: *revs chainsaw*

Joy: This is gonna be fun.

*White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane starts blasting*

Umber: SHIT.

One pill makes you larger, and one pill makes you small

Joy: *kills Carnelian with a chainsaw*

And the ones that mother gives you, don't do anything at all

Joy: *grabs knives and stabs Turtle*

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