No Self Respecting Camel Eats Casserole! (D.O.D.)

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Kelp: *looks slightly traumatized*

Seashell: What happened?

Kelp: Nothing!

Joy: Just a.... accidental misfire. 

Hosts:.......

Nightflyer: Who's dead?

Joy: No one!

Hosts:......

Joy: I swear. The only thing that was damaged is a wall. And some siding. 

Rainkeeper: Suuuuurreeee.

Kelp: No, she's right. I was just standing behind her when it happened and it was one of those 'Life flashes before my eyes' moments.

Joy: I would never shoot you!

Kelp: I know, I know.

*players appear*

Fatespeaker: SOMEONE GIVE ME MOTIVATION.

Clay: If you don't do it, Peril will roast you to death and eat you.

Peril:...Why...

Fatespeaker: I am highly motivated now, thank you.

Nightflyer: So someone dared you guys to play Cards Against Humanity,

Deathbringer: BEST! GAME! EVER!

Nightflyer: But I think we should play Cards Against Muggles instead.

Seashell: No way. Cards Against Disney.

Air: CARDS AGAINST SUPERNATURAL, WHICH APPARENTLY EXISTS AND I WANT IT.

Nightflyer: Cards against MUGGLES!

Seashell: Cards Against DISNEY!

Rainkeeper: *sighs* Can you guys just pick for us? Regular, Muggles, or Disney?

Riptide: Is that what we're doing today?

Joy: No, actually, we need you guys to pick which one out of all of you is the most hated.

All:.........

Tsunami: It's Peril.

Sunny: Fatepeaker.

Starflight: Definitely Fatespeaker.

Fatespeaker:....I thought it was Starflight....

Glory: Him too.

Deathbringer: Also vote Starflight, and frankly, Tsunami, I'm offended that you say my bestie was hated.

Sunny: I thought I was your bestie....

Riptide: Same....

Deathbringer: Peril is my bestie, Riptide is my homie, and Sunny is my little sister. 

Riptide: That works.

Sunny: I'll take that. When is our cop show?

Deathbringer: As soon as we start thinking of murders to solve.

Joy: Just take cases from Lucifer or other cop shows and use those.

Deathbringer:....... You're a genius.

Peril: So we're in agreement then, everyone hates Starspeaker?

Fatespeaker: but Peril! I thought we were friends!

Peril: We are! I just want to kill you, like I do all my friends! Well, except maybe Turtle, he's cool. But THE REST OF YOU-

Air: Let's just flip a coin, winner is less hated. Starflight! Heads or tails?

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