Fairy Princess Deathy (D.O.D.)

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Rainkeeper: Happy Thanksgiving everyone!

Nightflyer: Even if you don't celebrate it!

Joy: Just gorge on good food, and TA DA! You've celebrated Thanksgiving.

Nightflyer: Joy, there's more to it then that....

Joy: No. There's really not.

*Deathbringer appears*

Deathbringer: Heeeey- wait why am I alone?

Rainkeeper: Because we have a special stealth mission for you to complete.

Deathbringer: I'm in!

Air: First, put this on.

Nightflyer: *gives him fairy princess outfit*

Deathbringer:......Really?

Joy: Just do it.

Rainkeeper: Nike.

Seashell: *smacks Rainkeeper*

Seashell: Don't brand drop thing we're not getting paid for.

Nightflyer: Honestly, we promote Skittles so much, they should start paying us.

Air: THAT. WOULD BE. AWESOME.

Deathbringer: *puts on fairy princes outift*

OH MY MOONS WHY CAN'T I EVER SPELL OUTIFT RIGHT??!?!!?! 

otufit

outifti

outift

OUT. FIT.

OUTIFTGFasdhhjy

*screams*

Deathbringer: Okay, now what?

Rainkeeper: Now you have to crash Glory, Sunny, Tsunami, Fatespeaker, and Peril's sleepover.

Deathbringer: YES!

Hosts: *sits back and watches*

Meanwhile, at a sleepover in the Sandwing Stronghold*

Glory/Tsunami/Sunny/Fatespeaker/Peril: *eating candy and gossiping*

Sunny: Okay, out of ALL your boyfriends- who has been deemed the best kisser?

Fatespeaker: Definitely NOT Starflight. He sucks at kissing.

Glory: Deathbringer's not bad.

Tsunami: Riptide's okay. Could be better, but still good.

Peril: Clay is a surprisingly great kisser.

Sunny: So Clay or Deathbringer. Seeing as Truth or Dare has forced me to kiss them both- I vote Deathbringer.

Glory: Back off, he's still my man.

Sunny: I know- I'm just running a cop show with him.

Fatespeaker: Okay- better question. If you could trade boyfriends with any of us, who's guy would you want and why?

Tsunami: Oooooooooo.

Sunny: Deathbringer.

Glory: SUNNY, I SWEAR.

Sunny: *giggles*

Peril: Do I have to factor in my firescales?

Fatespeaker: No.

Peril: Then yeah, probably Deathbringer.

Glory: OH MY MOONS, YOU GUYS.

Tsunami: I disagree. I'd want Meerkat.

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