I Am Dating Your Son/Daughter. Don't Kill Me Please (Both)

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Air: If Moonbli's canon in this universe, does that mean there's an alternate universe where Winterwatcher is canon?

Nightflyer: Maybe.

Air: Do you ever think about what life would be like in an alternate universe?

Rainkeeper:....Well I will NOW.

Joy: Air, in an alternate universe I end up with Nightflyer, and you wind up marrying my brother.

Air:.........

Air: *shudders* I think I'll stick with this universe.

Joy: Wise choice.

*players appear*

Carnelian: IT IS TOO EARLY IN THE MORNING FOR THIS.

Seashell:....Dude, it's like 7:30.

Carnelian: TOO DAMN EARLY.

Sunny: ITS TOO DAMN HOT.

Peril: Ain't nobody got time for that.

Air: *shows picture of shirtless Winchesters*

Peril: I got a little time...

Air: *high fives Peril*

Turtle: So what cruel weapon of torture will you be using against us today?

Joy: Well, I have been meaning to try out my new rocket launcher.....

Rainkeeper: Joy, NO.

Joy: Joy YES.

Glory: Joy, NO.

Joy:......You guys are no fun.

Nightflyer: Today's dare is simple.

Players: *scoffs*

Fatespeaker: Yeah right.

Air: You just have to tell your significant other's family that you're dating.

Rainkeeper: So for example, Tsunami has to tell Webs and Riptide has to tell the Seawing royal family.

Riptide:..... Well if anyone needs me, I'll be digging my grave now.

Clay: I should dig one too....

Air: The only thing Dean Winchester is allowed to dig is graves.

Nightflyer: okaaay.

Winter: Who's dating Moon in this dare?

Seashell: We're gonna go with Winterwatcher and Umbli on this one.

Umber: YES. YAASSSSSS!!!!! I DON'T CARE WHAT Y'ALL SAY, I AM LOVING BOOK TWO!

Qibli:....Have fun telling my family.

Umber: Wait.......OH CRAP.

Clay: Join the Grave digging club.

Glory: Question?

Joy: Answer.

Glory: What if your SO doesn't have a family?

Hosts:........

Seashell: In that case, Turtle, you're telling the entire Rainwing tribe, Starflight tells no one, and Glory will be telling Deathbringer's mother.

Deathbringer: Oh. Dear. MOONS.

Glory: Oh hell I have to meet your Mother.

Glory: Shit, I'm not prepared for that.

Joy: Have fun everyone!

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