Walrus Randomness (Both)

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Nightflyer: If ANYONE knows where I can find a Harry Potter fanfiction with a Slytherin-Hufflepuff relationship in it, TELL ME IMMEDIATELY.

Air: Okay, calm down.

Nightflyer: NO! THIS IS MY DESTIEL. SYLTHERPUFFS FOR LIFE.

Air: I thought Wolfstar was your Destiel.....

Nightflyer: THAT TOO.

Nightflyer: JUST GIVE ME GOOD HP FANFICTIONS ABOUT THOSE THINGS.

Joy: Okaaaaaaay.

*players appear*

Joy: This is going to be insanity.

Rainkeeper: Welp, randomness was requested of us.

Starflight: Randomness and this game never end well.

Air: Whaaaaaat? Yes it does!

Umber: Do you not remember the time drunk Carnelian pole-vaulted into a stash of booze?

Rainkeeper: Yes.

Carnelian: That really hurt.

Rainkeeper: It hurt my booze more.

Glory: *facetalons*

Seashell: Well, here goes nothing *snaps talons*

*All players turn into Walruses*

All:.........

Deathbringer: *screams*

Peril: WHAT FRESH HELL IS THIS??!!

Winter: SHIT! I'M A WALRUS! NOW ALL THE ONE'S I'VE EATEN CAN KILL ME AND TAKE REVENGE!

Glory: Hey, I was promised a walrus, not to be turned INTO a walrus!

Clay: You know, this is strangely comfortable. I feel like I can be lazy without people complaining now.

Umber: Oh course you don't have a problem with being a walrus.

Clay: What's that mean?

Umber: *tries to facetalon, ends up smacking himself in the face with a flipper*

Kinkajou: Oh my moons.... All those times I tried to look like a walrus with chopsticks.... IT'S ALL COME TRUE NOW.

Turtle: HOW CAN THESE THINGS SWIM IN THE OCEAN?!!?

Moon: Does this flubber make me look fat?

Qibli:........CRAP, IT'S THE MOST TERRIFYING QUESTION YOUR GIRLFRIEND CAN ASK! RUN!!!

Qibli: *tries to run, ends up flopping on the ground*

Moon:.......Really?

Clay: Hey, that looked kinda fun *flops down*

Deathbringer: And I shall impale my enemies with these tusks. 

Glory: Really?

Deathbringer: They are the ONLY PERK TO THIS I'M SEEING, OKAY?

Kinkajou: We should go lay on rocks.

Seashell: And not let Gerald on the rock?

Kelp: Seashell, I think those were seals.

Seashell: Eh, seals, walruses, they both eat penguins.

Kelp: That's not- *sighs*

Carnelian: I DON'T LIKE THIS.

Tsunami: AGREED. CHANGE US BACK NOW.

Air: *gasps* I JUST GOT A GREAT IDEA!!!

Nightflyer: We're all ears.

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