Air: I FINALLY DID IT!
Seashell: Did what?
Air: I learned the alphabet!
Rainkeeper: Good for you.
Joy: What's the 7th letter.
Air: G.
Joy: Holy crap you really did learn it.
Seashell: How?
Nightflyer: I found a "Learn The Alphabet With Supernatural" video.
Rainkeeper: And what was G?
Air: Get out of my ass.
Hosts:......
Joy: What about S?
Air: Sam Winchester a rule by the bed and every morning when he wakes up- OKAY OKAY ENOUGH.
Seashell: What the HELL goes on in this TV show?
Air: X. X-files is a TV show. This is real.
Seashell: Oh boy.
*players appear*
Joy: Oh, have you guys read book 11 yet?
Host: YEP!
Most readers: NOPE!
Moon: WOULD YOU STOP BREAKING THE FOURTH WALL!?!?!
Joy: Never. How's Luna?
Winter: Who's Luna?
Rainkeeper: *gasps* LUNA LOVEGOOD!?!?!
Air: Unfortunately, no.
Qibli: Don't worry about it.
Winter:........
Winter: Are you two having an affair?
Glory: Did he seriously just ask that?
Peril: *dying*
Moon: What? NO!
Deathbringer: Wouldn't it technically just be cheating since you're not married?
Winter: Actually, we are married. How's your love life going?
Deathbringer:..........Touche.
Kinkajou: Wait, our marriages from the first book are still valid?
Rainkeeper: Oh yeah.
Nightflyer: Under the laws of Pastafarianism, anyway.
Moon: Winter, I want a divorce.
Winter: Fine, but I get Qibli.
Moon: WHAT NO!
Winter: He's my husband too!
Qibli: NO ONE IS GETTING DIVORCED.
Air: We do have a DARE to do.....
Riptide: What is it?
Seashell: Fatespeaker and Winter have to do three hours in heaven.
Fatespeaker: WHAT! NOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winter: Whatever. Fine.
Moon/Qibli: WHAT!
Winter: If you won't tell me who LUNA is, then I'm gonna go kiss Fatespeaker.
Starflight: Oh no you won't.
Winter: Who's gonna stop me? YOU?
Starflight: Yes. *sits on Winter*
Deathbringer: I see your fighting lessons are paying off. I'm a great teacher.
Glory: *facetalons*
Starflight: This is cold.
Joy: I know, right?
Seashell: *drags Fatespeaker and Winter into a closet*
Tsunami: Question!
Air: Don't ask stupid questions.
Tsunami: Can the rest of us also do seven minutes in heaven while we wait?
Rainkeeper: Sure, why not.
Nightflyer: Destiel's not locked in one of the closets again, are they?
Air: No. Destiel has a bit of an.....issue right now, so I locked Sam and Gabriel in Lucifer's cage instead!
Joy: Won't Lucifer be mad?
Air: No, he's dead
Joy: HE IS!!?!??!? SATAN NO!!!!!!
Rainkeeper:....Joy, that's GOOD thing....
Joy: Wait, are we talking about British Fox Network Lucifer, or creepy Mark Pellegrino?
Air: Mark.
Joy: Oh. Then YAY!
*an hour later*
Nightflyer: Do you guys know how much time we've wasted on seven minutes in heaven?
Joy: Wasted, Nightflyer? Or wisely spent?
Nightflyer: *rolls eyes*
Nightflyer: I'm in the process of tallying up all of the references from Book 1, and we do that dare a LOT.
Air: More like not enough.
Seashell: More like we've done that dare every single way you possibly CAN.
*three hours later*
Rainkeeper: YOU'RE ALL FREE!
Seashell: WE'RE BREAKING FREE-
Joy: *hits Seashell with a frying pan*
Joy: Frying pans, who knew, right?
Fatespeaker: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Winter: I'm sorry Moon.
Moon:.........Forgiven for now.
Winter:......We cool Qiby?
Qibli: Yeah, we cool Win. We cool.
Air: Yay! Qinterwatcher's back together! Too bad you guys didn't survive my ship bracket...
Nightflyer: Shouldn't we check on that?
Air: Oh shoot we should.
Joy: And I've got books to read. *shudders*
Rainkeeper: Go on sparknotes.
Joy: GREAT IDEA!
Hosts: *disappear*
Clay: Soooooooooooooo *glances at the Jade Winglet*
Clay: How long you guys been married?
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
