Mary, Kiss, Kill- Air, It's Marry- NO IT'S NOT. (J.W.)

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Seashell:...............

Air:.......................................

Nightflyer/Joy: *waiting*

Rainkeeper: *walks in*

Rainkeeper:......Uh, what's going on?

Joy: SSSSHHH!!! We're waiting to see who freaks out first.

Rainkeeper: Over what?

Nightflyer: Riverdale and Supernatural both just started their new seasons.

Rainkeeper: OH.

Air:..............

Air: *faceplants into the floor and lets out a long, pained scream*

Seashell: OH MY MOONS!!!!!!!

Air: *pained screaming grows louder*

Seashell: WHAT THE HELL!?!?!?!?!??!?!?!

Air: *snaps up*

Air: IT'S ONLY EPISODE ONE AND I'M ALREADY DYING!!!!!!!!

Seashell: I KNOW!!!!!!

Air: JUST JUST JUST- THIIIIISSSSS QUOTE!!!!!!!!!

Nightflyer: *reads the quote because Air is too mentally unstable*

Nightflyer: "YOU lost a Winchester? And out of the two of them, you lost DEAN? I thought you two were joined at the.......everything."

Air: Season Fourteen, people. There's just not going to bother denying the DESTIEL!!!!!

Seashell: FOR THE LOVE OF JUGHEAD'S HAT, BETTY- QUIT THE ADDERALL!!!!!

Air: KILL DICHEAL!!!!! 

Joy: I've TRIED, it's just a bit more complicated then I thought. 

Air: MY SCAVENGER BABIES ARE SUFFERING!!!!!!

Nightflyer: They'll be okay, Air.

Air: BUT CAS IS SO LOVESICK AND HEARTBROKEN!!!!!

Nightflyer: I know. *hugs her*

Air: WHY MUST I WAIT UNTIL NEXT WEEK? WHY CAN'T EVERYDAY BE THURSDAY!?!?!?!?

Seashell: WHY CAN'T I JUST HAVE ONE EPISODE WITH BUGHEAD ANGST AND PAIN?!!?!?!?!?

Joy: Welcome to hell. I'm glad you've finally joined me.

*players appear*

Air: Umber, I need you to force the rainbow upon Jensen Ackles so that when Dick-ael dies and Dean has a sobbing reunion with Cas, they'll kiss.

Umber: *loads skittles gun*

Umber: You got it. Anybody else need a spray of the rainbow power?

Rainkeeper: Yeah, go hit John and Sherlock while you're at it. 

Umber: Done. *disappears*

All:............

Carnelian: He's a strange creature, that one.

Joy: ANYWAYS! We have a dare.

Nightflyer: Winter! It's your turn to play everyone;s favorite game!

Winter:........Light as a Feather, Stiff as a board?

Joy: No, that's gonna be closer to Halloween.

Winter:......Seven minutes in heaven?

Rainkeeper: Nope.

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