Dig a Little Deeper (Guest Starring Host's Kids)

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Rainkeeper: Someone help, I've had 'Gay or European' playing in my head nonstop for THREE DAYS.

Hosts:.........

Joy: THERE. RIGHT THERE.

Rainkeeper: NO.

Nightflyer: Look what we're seein'

Air: What are we seeing?

Nightflyer: IS HE GAAAAAAAAYYY

Air: Of course he's gay!

Nightflyer: OR EUROPEAN?

Hosts:.......

Hosts: Oooohhhhh

Rainkeeper: *screeches*

*Shore, Rin, Ander, Ember, Hopeseeker, Stream, and Apple appear*

Shore: Oh sweet! Are we hosting today?

Joy: Nope.

Kelp: In your dreams, buddy.

Rainkeeper: Buuuuuudddddyyyyyyy

Ember: Then why are we......

Ember: NO.

Air: Yes.

Ember: ABSOLUTELY NOT, I THOUGHT WE WERE EXEMPT!

Nightflyer: No one is exempt from DARES.

Players: *scream in fear*

Apple: Is it singing at least?

Rainkeeper: Not even close.

Apple: *screams*

Ander: *raises talons* I'd like to request my emotional support animal.

Joy: Is it Ray?

Ander: No, it's a mongoose, you idioto. Of course it's Ray.

Kelp: In that case, NO

Ander: WHY.

Kelp: Because I said so.

Seashell: We need you all to share your deepest, darkest secret.

Players:........

Stream: In.... In front of our parents?

Air: Yep.

Ember: NO.

Apple: Oh please no.

Rin: I'll share in front of whoever you want, just not you guys.

Joy: So you'd share your deepest darkest secret with Deathbringer and Grandeur, but not me?

Rin:......I TAKE IT BACK.

Joy: That's what I thought.

Air: Hope, sweeite, you go first.

Hope: WHY.

Air: Because you're cute and innocent. 

Nightflyer: Deepest, darkest secret. Go.

Hope:.....I snuck into a homophobic dragon's sleeping cave at JMA and bound his wings so that Stream and Willow could shove him off a small cliff the next day.

Nightlfyer/Air:..........

Nightflyer: Cute and innocent, huh?

Air: *wipes away tears* I'm so proud.

Seashell: Why didn't you just tie him up yourself?

Stream: He was a light sleeper- Hope is small and super quiet.

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