You're HAPPY. Whether You Like it or NOT. (J.W.)

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Air: *humming*

Air: *takes Jack from Supernatural*

Air: *puts him in a dog cage*

Air: Now you SIT IN THERE, AND THINK ABOUT WHAT YOU'VE DONE!

Nightflyer: But....I thought he did good....

Air: He killed the snake!

Joy: *gasps* NOT THE SNAKE!

Kelp: I like snakes!

Air: EXACTLY.

Jack: But I was just trying to-

Air: NOPE.

*players appear*

Umber: You realize this is the fifth dare in a row you've done with us.

Nightflyer: Sixth if you count when you and the DOD were here.

Joy: We really need to start randomly picking dares that involve the DOD.

Seashell: I know. 

Rainkeeper: And I know things now, many valuable things, that I hadn't known before.

Air: INTO THE WOODS!

Joy: Or, alternatively,

Joy: Kids who just discovered the internet.

Kelp: And I know things now, many horrifying things, that I hadn't known before.

Joy: That's better.

Umber: Can we get to the dare? I have a demigod date waiting for me.

Air:........

Kelp:.........

Umber: What, is that a problem?

Kelp: Leave my Solangelo alone and we're good.

Umber: Deal.

Seashell: Dare time! *snaps talons*

*Nothing happens*

Players:.....

Turtle: I'm afraid to know what they did.

Kinkajou: Me too.

Umber: If I was you, I wanna be me too. Wanna be me too.

Rainkeeper: Congrats, Moon!

Moon: OH DEAR MOONS NO, WHAT DID YOU DO?

Air: You're an animus.

Moon:......Sooooo, I can read minds, see the future, AND I'm an animus.

Nightflyer: Yep.

Moon: SHIT, I'M DARKSTALKER! *runs away screaming*

Turtle: WAIT, MOON, IT'S NOT THAT BAD! *runs after her*

Kinkajou:.......Why did I just completely forget that Turtle was an animus?

Qibli: I don't know.

Winter: Shut up, you broke animus magic and are not allowed to talk about it ever again.

Qibli: But-

Winter: NO.

Turtle: *comes back in, dragging Moon*

Turtle: She's better now.

Carnelian: Qibli, go back to being Dragon Aladdin.

Seashell: OH MY GOSH, QIBLI IS DRAGON ALADDIN!

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