GOTTA CATCH EM ALL (Both)

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Nightflyer: You guys ever heard of a book called House of Leaves?

Air: Ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, no.

Joy: Nope.

Seashell: Never.

Kelp: What's that?

Rainkeeper: I... vaguely know it?

Nightflyer: It's freaking WEIRD, man.

*players appear*

Deathbringer: *smiles*

Deathbringer: So! How's Pennywise?

Players:........

Tsunami: *punches Deathbringer in the face*

Glory: THANK you.

Deathbringer: You broke my smolder!

Sunny: GOOD.

Turtle: Please tell me whatever we're doing today does not involve murdering scavenger scary clowns.

Rainkeeper: Well, no promises...

Seashell: Let's see what we have for today! *grabs dare from jar*

Players: *cringe in anticipation*

Seashell: You all get Pokemon and are going to battle!

Players: *sigh of relief*

Joy: But the losers get killed by their loved ones while their parents watch.

Players: *scream*

Starflight: I swear to three moons, playing this game is like looking both ways before you cross the street only to get hit by an airplane.

Moon: FACTS.

Kinkajou: FICTION.

Moon: What?

Kinkajou: Stranger than fiction.... Stranger than FANFICTION-

Nightflyer: That's a great book.

Rainkeeper: Alright, hopefully our limited knowledge on Pokemon will be enough to get us through this.

Air: and by limited, we mean that we watched Detective Pikachu, and that's about where our knowledge ends.

Joy: Favorite Pokemon, go. Mine's Psyduck.

Air: Bulbasaur.

Kelp: Squirtle.

Seashell: Charmander.

Rainkeeper: Pikachu, duh.

Nightflyer: Jigglypuff.

Air: Isn't there one called Mewtwo?

Kelp: And that's it, that's all the Pokemon we know.

Nightflyer: WAIT, isn't there one that can morph into all sorts of different things, like a shapeshifter? I think its name starts with S?

Air: Oh yeah! Squishy or something. It's like a pink blob?

Nightflyer: Yeah! That one.

Joy:...... I have no idea what its name is.

Nightflyer: No clue either, oh well.

Seashell: So we're gonna use a random Pokemon generator, and put those on the wheel.

Air: So you get to spin two wheels! One for who you'll battle, and one for your Pokemon.

Rainkeeper: Clay, you start.

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