Kill The Unkillable Part 1 (D.O.D.)

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Hosts: *screaming*

Rainkeeper: NEW SANDERS SIDES VIDEO YAAAAASSSSS!!!

Kelp: THOMAS HEARD OUR PRAYERS!

Joy: OR OUR THREATENING LETTERS!

Nightflyer: You know, I think Sanders Sides is the one fandom we all have in common.

Hosts: *pauses*

Air: Well, other than Wings of Fire, yeah...

Seashell: You know, that's a good point....

Joy: Whatever.

Air: SO WE'RE GONNA ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS TODAY WHILE DOING A DARE!

Nightflyer: And I think we're just gonna keep the Q & A open for now cause we need something to do in our free time.

Rainkeeper: I can think of a few things for you to do in your free time *glances at corner where Sunny and Deathbringer's Cop Show, Air Force, and Joy Squad are sitting*

Hosts: *laugh nervously and sweat anxiously*

Seashell: MY moons, when did we become such bad procrastinators?

Air: I think it started when we sold our souls to fandoms and homework.

Nightflyer: AIR, remember when we talked about NOT selling our souls?

Air: Yeah yeah, BUT DESTIEL.

*players appear*

Fatespeaker: Do we actually get a dare totally or are we just bystanders again?

Clay/Riptide: *start chanting* Bystanders, bystanders, BYSTANDERS,

Joy: NOPE!

Air: *squeaks* Nope. 

Air: *faceplants*

Joy: OH COME ON, THAT WASN'T EVEN ON NIGHTFLYER'S LIST OF YOUR SUPERNATURAL TRIGGERS.

Nightflyer: Granted, I didn't watch the last episode. I'll go update the list.

Rainkeeper: ANYWAYS, today we are gonna be kind.

All:........

Glory: You're gonna be what now?

Sunny: Wait.....YOU GUYS KNOW WHAT THE WORD KIND MEANS???

Air: Nightflyer?

Nightflyer: Kind. Having or showing a friendly, generous, and considerate nature.

Air: Yeah, we know what it means.

Tsunami: Yeah, but the fact that you said YOU GUYS are gonna be kind means that something is very VERY wrong.

Joy: No, it just means you all get to kill me while us hosts answer questions.

Players:........

Deathbringer: I'm sorry, could you repeat that?

Joy: You are all going to try to kill me and will be respawned after your inevitable deaths over and over again until I eventually die.

Kelp: *cringes* If I had hair, I'd be ripping it out from concern right now...

Joy: I know, but it's fine.

Riptide: What's the catch?

Joy: No catch.

Clay: LIAR!

Rainkeeper: FALSEHOOD!

Joy: Actually, no. 

Peril:.......You're REALLY giving us permission to KILL you?

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