A/N: I'm in the above video, in case you're interested. It's the third YouTube video I'm in, but the only one where I actually say anything.
*players appear*
Haze: So we went to the beach-
Air: *nails her in the skull with an iron*
Hosts:.....
Players:.......
Permafrost: And WE GOT ATTACKED BY SEAGULLS,
Air: The seagulls took Crowley.
Air: They're ruling hell now.
Air: It's Seagull Hell.
Joy: Wonderful. Can Seagull demons help in my battle?
Air: You'll have to ask them.
Joy: I did. All they said was MINE.
Air: That's their language.
Joy:.........Wow.
Shore: Alright, you guys know the drill by now. Nine chances to kill the cat version of your enemy.
Ember: IT's Air's turn this time.
Air: Really? YAY! Who do I get to kill?
Ember: Scarlet.
Ander: *snaps talons*
*cat Scarlet with half melted face appears*
Air: *screeches*
Scarlet: What did you do to me?!?! DON'T YOU KNOW WHO I A-
Air: Rainkeeper, can I borrow some Rainwing venom?
Rainkeeper: Yep. *hands her a bucket*
Air: *dumps the bucket on Scarlet*
Scarlet: *screams, dies, respawns*
Air: Okay, I'm gonna have some fun with this one.
Air: Nightflyer?
Nightflyer: *clicks on boombox*
*White Rabbit by Jefferson Airplane starts playing*
Scarlet: *starts trying to run away*
*suspense builds*
Air: *stabs Scarlet*
Scarlet: *screams, dies, respawns*
Air: Here, read this. *throw Twist and Shout at her*
*two hours later*
Scarlet: *crying*
Scarlet: *pitches self off cliff and dies*
Rainkeeper: how-
Air: It's very powerful.
Air: Wait a minute, we're writing this on a Tuesday!
Rainkeeper: But it's Wednesday now.
Air: Eh, close enough.
*Heat of the Moment starts playing*
Scarlet: *gets hit by a car*
Scarlet: *repsawns*
Air: Here Scarlet, have some food.
Scarlet: Do these tacos taste funny to you?
Scarlet: *dies and respawns*
Air: *kills Scarlet with an ax*
Joy: Aww, so cute and brutal.
Nightflyer: She's adorable.
Air: I COULD KILL YOU!
Joy: That's cute.
Scarlet: *respawns*
Haze: Wait, okay, let's figure this out while Air keeps killing Scarlet.
Air: *revs chainsaw*
Air: Okay!
Shore: Looks like they could kill you, is actually a cinnamon roll.
Permafrost: Haze.
Haze: WHAT???
Rainkeeper: I was gonna say Ember and Kelp.
Joy: True.
Shore: Looks like they're a cinnamon roll, could actually kill you.
Ander: Me.
Seashell: And Rainkeeper.
Rainkeeper: I'll take it.
Shore: Looks like they could kill you, and could actually kill you.
All: JOY.
Joy: And Haze...
Shore: Looks like a cinnamon roll, is actually a cinnamon roll.
Nightflyer: Air. Definitely Air.
Ember: and Permafrost.
Permafrost: BUT-
Shore: CINNAMON ROLL!
Permafrost:......FINE.
Air: *decapitates scarlet*
Scarlet: *dies and respawns*
Haze: Last one.
Air: Oh, okay.
Air: Hey Scarlet, I know a way for you to become the prettiest cat dragon in Pyrrhia.
Scarlet: Wait, REALLY?
Air: Yep! It's completely foolproof.
Scarlet: HOW????
Air: *takes her to a crossroads*
Crowley: Hello Darling.
Air: Hi Crowley!
*ten years later*
Scarlet: *is killed by hellhounds*
Joy: Speaking of crossroads....
Rainkeeper: We got Robert Johnson on vinyl. AWESOME.
Nightflyer: Don't sell your soul.
Air: Not even to make Destiel canon?
Nightflyer: Go back, watch season 7 and 8. Dean's grief over Cas? Cas's endless willingness to save Dean, even when he's not sane?
Air: They're so canon at this point they might as well just kiss and be done with it.
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Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2
FanfictionBook 2 of my T or D series! Submit a dare for anyone in the Wings of Fire series! This game is hosted by -Joy, the younger, more murderous Glorybringer dragonet who has her own squad and likes weapons. Feel free to sign up for it! -Air, eldest child...
