Kiss For A Klondike Bar (J.W.)

1.5K 34 250
                                    

Joy: GUYS HELP, I'M ADDICTED TO LISTENING TO A SONG.

Kelp: What song is it?

Joy: Bang bang.

Seashell:......As in the Nicki Minaj song...?

Joy: NO.

Air: As in the cover of that song that Kurt Hugo Schneider did, and it's basically just three cute guys acting ridiculous and singing?

Nightflyer: Wait what?

Joy: NO, but send me the link to that one.

Kelp: Hey!

Rainkeeper: As in-

Joy: As in the Nancy Sinatra song!

Air: Is she related to Frank Sinatra?

Joy: Don't think so, but it's a great song.

Seashell: M'kay, well maybe we'll let you sing it later.

*players appear*

Winter: So what's new and sad in the scavenger world?

Seashell: Luke Perry died. R.I.P. 

Air: Sad day for the CW.

Kinkajou: Awwww.

Moon: Is there any happy news?

Air: Jensen Ackles is the Bacchus King for Mardi Gras, and he's rocking the outfit, look.

Air: Jensen Ackles is the Bacchus King for Mardi Gras, and he's rocking the outfit, look

Oops! This image does not follow our content guidelines. To continue publishing, please remove it or upload a different image.

Umber: He is rightfully crowned, princess.

Air: I KNOW.

Rainkeeper: So, uh, we need Moon and Kinkajou to do nine hours in heaven.

Moon: WHAT?

Kinkajou: WHY.

Turtle: CAN'T I JUST HAVE A NICE, SIMPLE RELATIONSHIP WITH MY KINKAJOU?

Joy: No. No you can't.

Kelp: None of us can have nice, simple relationships.

Rainkeeper: What even is a simple relationship?

Kelp: A boring one.

Air: Why would you ship it if it didn't cause you great emotional trauma?

Nightflyer: *pats Air on the back*

Air: *sobs*

Seashell: *shove Moon and Kinkajou in the closet and locks it*

Kinkajou: OH MY MOONS.

Kinkajou: UMBER, WHY DOES ANYONE LIVES LIKE THIS?

Umber: I don't know, ask Carnelian.

Carnelian:.......I will kill you. 

Truth Or Dare With The DOD and JW Book 2Where stories live. Discover now