Two Giant Pines and Pricks in the Neck (Guest Starring Pineapple and Prickle)

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Rainkeeper: You ever just look and something, and go- "Yep. This is it. This is the thing that's gonna kill me."

Air: *thinks about Supernatural* 

Air: Yep.

Nightflyer: *looks at Air*

Nightflyer: Yep.

Seashell: *thinks about Fourtris and Bughead*

Seashell: Yep.

Joy:........Nope.

Rainkeeper: Wait seriously?

Joy: Yeah. Ain't nothing gonna kill me unless I want it to.

*Pineapple and Prickle appear*

Joy: *gasps*

Joy: Is it mass murdering day???? PLEASE?!?!!?

Rainkeeper: Joy, no.

Nightflyer: Oh, it's YOU. 

Prickle: Do I even know you?

Nightflyer: Oh, I HATE you.

Air: *revs chainsaw*

Air: Time to slice and dice!

Hosts:........

Nightflyer: That's it. We're putting you in a No-Joy zone for a couple weeks.

Air: But Time to slice and dice was Supernatural!

Rainkeeper: And the chainsaw?

Air:.......*sets down chainsaw and smiles innocently*

Joy: *picks up chainsaw and starts cackling*

Joy: WHO WANTS TO DIE FIRST????

Seashell: Nobody is gonna die!

Joy:.......But-

Seashell: NO BUTS!

Joy:...........But-

Rainkeeper: Joy, NO.

Joy:......But CHAINSAW!!!

Seashell: NO.

Joy: *groans* You guys are no fun.

Joy: What now?

Nightflyer: Air, as the closet master, if you would.

Air: I'd be delighted. *forces Pineapple and PRickle into a closet*

Rainkeeper: Closet master? Really?

Nightflyer: Yeah. She can name everyone in the closet.

Air: Yeah, like every character in Supernatural! Except Jack. For now, Jack is lone straight person.

Joy: Tell me, does one of them being gay ever break up your ship?

Air: Nope.

Joy:.....Seriously?

Air: Yeah. The only time that's been an issue was when I considered Claire and Jack as a couple. But then I realized they're better in a brother-sister type relationship.

Joy: Oh. Then I guess it's just a ACOMAF problem then.

Rainkeeper: Pineapple and Prickle are doing Seven minutes in heaven, by the way.

Pineapple: WAIT WHAT?

Prickle: I THOUGHT WE WERE PLOTTING A WAY TO MURDER YOU ALL!

Pineapple: I THOUGHT WE WERE FIGHTING TO THE DEATH!

Seashell: Nope! You gotta kiss!

Pineapple:.....

Prickle:..........

Pineapple: Eh, gotta be better then Macaw.

Prickle: Eh, gotta be better then Rattlesnake while she's crying.

Pineapple: You are a AWFUL dragon.

Prickle: You're worse!

Pineapple: No, I'm really NOT.

Prickle: You murdered unhatched children!

Pineapple:......Rattlesnake. That is ALL I have to say.

Prickle: *rolls eyes* You abuse ONE dragon, and people just rip you to shreds!

Pineapple: I know, right? 

Hosts: *waiting*

Joy: Deadpool Musical has a second video.

Air: I have too many Supernatural memes.

Nightflyer: That's impossible. You can never have too many memes.

Air: But my phone is out of storage, and I CAN'T STOP SCREENSHOTTING THEM!

Nightflyer:.....Are they at least GOOD memes?

Air: Uh, DUH.

*seven minutes later*

Seashell: *opens closet door*

Pineapple: ATTACK!!!

Prickle: *tackles Seashell*

Seashell: *Screams*

Joy: *cuts off Prickle's head with a chainsaw*

Joy: *turns and shoots Pineapple*

Hosts:.......

Joy: Told ya somebody was gonna die.

Seashell: *is covered in blood*

Seashell: Joy.....

Joy: What?

Seashell: You save my life.

Joy:......Eh, won't be the last time.

Seashell: Awwww, you care!

Joy: Oh dear moons, I'm Winter, aren't I?

Seashell: *hugs her*

Joy: Get. Off. *revs chainsaw*

Seashell: *slowly backs away*

Seashell:.......Bestie.

Joy: SEASHELL I SWEAR-

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