Raisinkeeper (Hosts)

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Permafrost: I don't get it.

Ander: You weren't there when the joke happened.

Permafrost: Neither were you!

Ander: *laughs*

Ander: I am everywhere at all times.

Permafrost:.......*slowly backs away*

*Hosts appear*

Rainkeeper: This is the STUPIDEST thing I will EVER do.

Ember: I dunno, you've done some pretty stupid things.

Rainkeeper:.....Keep that up and I won't let you marry my daughter.

Ember: Why, good sir! I can't believe they are forcing you to do something so dumb! You've never done an immature thing in the entirety of your life!

Nightflyer: Nice save.

Ember: Yep.

Haze: Soooooo, Rainkeeper has to go around to all the tribes and say that he's changed his name to Raisinkeeper.

Rainkeeper: Kill me now.

Shore: Let's get started!

Ander: Shoo toto, Shoo *Snaps talons*

Rainkeeper: *appears in Icewing Kingdom*

Snowfall: What do YOU want?

Rainkeeper: I'd just like to let you know that I'm officially changing my name to Raisinkeeper.

Snowfall:.....Wow. That's one long stupid name.

Rainkeeper: *gasps* YOU WATCH THE SIMPSONS!?!?!?

Snowfall: ONLY EVERY DAY OF THE WEEK WEIRD RAISIN DUDE!!!!

Rainkeeper: *freaks out and goes to the Sky Kingdom*

Ruby: Hey Rainkeeper. Sup?

Rainkeeper: It's not Rainkeeper anymore, it's RAISINKEEPER.

Ruby:......Raisinkeeper.

Rainkeeper: Yep.

Ruby:.......Is this a phase? Do dragonets just randomly change their names? Should I be worried? CLIFF!

Cliff: Yes mommy?

Ruby: Don't change your name.

Cliff: But what ifs I wants to be called Cliff the singer?

Ruby: That's okay.

Cliff: YAY! Who's dis?

Ruby: This is Prince Raisinkeeper.

Cliff:......Does you has raisins?

Rainkeeper: No.

Cliff: Then you're a LIAR! 

Rainkeeper: *factalons*

Cliff: Raisinkeeper, lie-reaper, fruit-sleeper, window-peeper!

Rainkeeper: I'm gonna go now.

Cliff: Mommy, can I write a song for the rainforest about prince Craisin-creeper?

Ruby: Of course you can sweetie, I'll send it to Glory.

Cliff: YAY!

Rainkeeper: *appears in Mud Kingdom*

Rainkeeper: I'M CHANGING MY NAME TO RAISINKEEPER.

Moorhen: .....But do you have raisins?

Rainkeeper: No.

Clay: Chocolate covered raisins?

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