The Good Ol' Ed

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[Eddy is at his mirror, trying to shave. Ed bursts through his door. Eddy turns around, his face cut up.]

Eddy: "Ed! Can't you see I'm practicing for manurity?"

Ed: "So then–" [he grabs Eddy's razor and places it on a pile of odd items] "You won't want to forget to remember this! Oh–" [reaching under Eddy's bed] "–look, it's Eddo!" [He pulls out the dummy.] "Oh, and you'll need to think back this!" [a turntable on the pile] "And this–" [disco ball] "–recollect this! And this! Oh, and who would want to forget this?"

Eddy: "Ed!" [He grabs on to the things Ed is towing away.] "What the heck are you doing? Gimme back my stuff!" [Ed stops in a backyard, next to a suitcase and a hole.] "Place memories here?"

Edd: [carrying a box] "Well, hello, Eddy! Fashionably late as usual!"

Eddy: "Late?! Late for what?"

Edd: [putting things in the suitcase] "Our time capsule, Eddy. Remember? We were to gather a few of our poignant possessions and bury them in a go-no-further location! Then re-excavate our said capsule as grown-ups and reminisce on our yesterdays with a smile. Do you recognize this, Eddy?" [He holds up a Canadian squirt gun.] "The turkey baster! Or should I say, our Canadian squirt gun!" [He laughs.]

Eddy: [grabbing it] "Oh yeah! I remember this thing!"

Nat: "I do too!"

Ed: "Funny it was! As though it were only second season."

[Eddy squirts Ed.]

Edd: [shocked] "There was water left in that?"

[Eddy squirts Edd, and Ed and Eddy laugh.]

Edd: "Ha ha ha, very funny."

[Nat squirts Eddy.]

Eddy: "Hey!" 

[Nat, Edd and Ed laugh.]

Edd: "How about this tablet of memories?" [He holds up the Hypnotizing Wheel.]

Ed and Eddy: "The Hypnotizing Wheel!" [Eddy kicks it out of Edd's hand.]

Edd: [rubbing his fingers] "Can't you just ask for something like a normal human being?"

Eddy: "Remember when we hypnotized Kevin into thinking he was a chimp?"

Ed: "It is to laugh! And he thought my butt was a peanut."

[Eddy, in imitation, clamps his teeth on Ed's rump.]

Ed: "YOW!" [They both laugh.]

Edd: [appears wearing Kevin's monkey fez] "He he, look at my antics. I am Kevin the primate. Ook ook ook, ook ook ook." [He scratches his armpit.]

Nat: "Don't forget when Sarah was behaving like a frog." [she goes down on her knees] "Ribbit, ribbit, ribbit." [she sticks out her tongue.]

Nazz: "Hey guys and girl, um–"

[Nazz takes note of the awkward scene: Edd is scratching his armpit, Nat is sticking out her tongue, and Eddy is biting Ed's butt.]

Nazz: "–what's up?" [She decides not to pursue it.] "Um, never mind." [She walks away.]

Nat: "Where did she come from?"

Edd: "I'm not sure."

[There is a pause, then Edd and Nat laugh and walk back to the suitcase.]

Edd: "See? Revisiting bygone days can be fun, Eddy!"

Eddy: "What else you got in there?" [He tosses the Hypnotizing Wheel back in.]

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