Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

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[Eddy is in a van made of cardboard going around the cul-de-sac. The van apparently sells cheap ice cream. The van suddenly stops.]

Eddy: "C'mon guys, it's gotta look real! Push it smooth!"

[We now see that an exhausted Ed, Nat and Edd are pushing it from the back.]

Nat: "Eddy we're getting tired."

Edd: "Can we please–" [he pants] "–take a break?"

Eddy: "Just a couple more feet! We'll be rich! Onwards!"

[Ed, Nat and Edd push the truck to the center of the cul-de-sac.]

Eddy: "Perfect!" [He rings a bell.] "Ice cream! Big scoops!" [to Ed, Nat and Edd] "Start making the ice cream." [calling again] "Real cheap! Ice cream! Get your ice cream here!"

[Ed and Edd start making the ice cream. Edd rolls up a piece of paper into a cone and pours glue into it.]

Edd: "One scoop, please." [He hands the cone to Nat and begins work on another cone.]

Eddy: "Ice cream! Get your ice cream here!"

[Nat glues a baseball to the cone. She hands the cone to Ed. He then dips the baseball into pink paint to make a strawberry ice cream cone replica.]

Eddy: "Big scoops! Real cheap! Ice cream"

Ed: [examining the final product] "Drink, mister?"

Edd: [handing Nat another cone] "One scoop, please."

Eddy: [getting impatient] "C'mon, c'mon." [He looks around and sees nobody.] "Ice cream! Big scoops! Hello? Ice cream!" [puzzled] "Where is everyone?"

Nat: "I don't know Eddy."

Edd: "Maybe they're on to us."

Eddy: "Nah. This one's foolproof." [He pats the van, and it falls apart around him.] "I'll look around." [He walks off as Ed eats one of the fake ice creams.]

Edd: "What are you doing, Ed?"

Ed: "Get your own!" [They begin to fight over the ice cream.]

Nat: "Guys please don't fight!"

Eddy: "WHERE IS EVERYBODY?!?"

[His voice echoes around the neighborhood, it is completely deserted.]

Eddy: "I don't get it."

Ed: "It is simple, Eddy." [He pauses to think of an explanation.] "The kids entered a wormhole and were spewed into an alternate universe!" [Edd, Nat and Eddy look at him cynically.] "Simple."

Eddy: [grabbing Ed's ice cream] "You're simple. Let's check the houses." [They walk off, but Ed doesn't follow.] "Ed." [Ed follows the other three.]

Eddy: [at someone's door] "We'll get to the bottom of this. Hmm?" [He rings the doorbell three times and waits. He then holds it down for a few rings and lets go.] "Someone's coming!"

[The door opens.]

The Eds and Nat: "Huh? Ewwwwww."

[At the door is a sickly Jimmy. His skin tone is paler than normal, and there are red spots all over him. He also has some strange liquid on his head.]

Jimmy: [delirious] "Hello, Mr. Postman. Are those eggs for me?" [He scratches himself furiously.]

Eddy: "Look at his face!"

Nat: "He's sick!"

Ed: "It's so gross!" [He moves toward Jimmy.] "Can I touch it?"

Edd: [blocking his way] "Ed! No!" [explaining] "He's got chicken pox. Touch him and you'll get it too."