Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

Cleanliness Is Next to Edness

[Edd is sleeping soundly when a shoe flies in through the window. It bounces around the room and hits him on the head. He gets up and goes to the window. Beneath the window stand his friends.]

Eddy: "Hey! Rip Van Winkle! Get cracking, will ya, we're late for school!"

Ed: "An early bird catches the peanut, Double D!"

Edd: "School? I hate to be the bearer of bad news, gentlemen, but today's Saturday?" [Edd shows them a calender; Eddy jumps up to look at it.]

Eddy: "Saturday? Ed, you dolt, you woke me up for school on a Saturday?" [Having let go of the calendar, Eddy plummets to the ground as he spoke.]

Ed: "It wasn't my fault, Eddy! My belly told me it was bottomless gravy day in the cafeteria. Bad belly!" [He spanks it with a fly swatter.] "Bad!"

[Eddy grabs the swatter and brings it down on Ed's head repeatedly until Ed's as deep in the ground as he is.]

Eddy: "Your head's bottomless!"

Ed: "Belly bad, Eddy!"

Eddy: [chasing him] "C'mere, you little–"

Ed: "Belly!"

Edd: "Lovable oaf. Oh, well. Best begin my day, I suppose."

[Edd walks to his closet. He sees his picture of Nat and stares at it with love in his eyes.]

Edd: "Good morning Turtledove, Oh how your beauty shines every time I see you!" [he blows a kiss at the picture]

[Edd then selects various showering materials, including a bathrobe, a shower cap, some soap, and a loofah. The last thing he picks is his Saturday hat. He exits his room happily.]

Edd: "And last but not least, the shower. Oh, how I adore its sprinkling splendor. Its cascading cleansing. Its steamy serenade. An imperative step to each and every day."

[Edd opens the door and has to clutch to the doorknob to keep from falling. Somehow, his bathroom has disappeared.]

Edd: "MY BATHROOM! Demolished! Dismembered! Disintegrated!" [He notices a note.] "A sticky note." [reading it] "Dear Eddward, the shower is out of order due to renovations? Have a nice day, love Mother and Father." [He looks back at his bathroom.] "Oh, dear!"

[Edd walks up to Nat's house and gently knocks at her door. Nat answers it]

Nat: "Good morning Double D!"

Edd: "Good morning Nat, I'm sorry to disturb you but may I use your shower?"

Nat: "Oh Double D I'm so sorry but my parents haven't paid the water bill yet so I can't even take one myself." 

Edd: "Oh I understand." [He walks away]

[Eddy throws Ed out his bedroom window.]

Eddy: "Scram, Ed!" [He slams the window and heads back to bed.]

Ed: [face against the window] "No lie, Eddy! It wasn't my fault!"

Eddy: "Beat it!" [He tapes a copy of Jiggy Jiggy over Ed's face, and Ed smiles.] "Weekend wrecker."

Edd: "Of all the inconsiderate!" [Edd is in Eddy's room now.] "Without even a word, Mother and Father, in all their wisdom, felt it necessary to renovate our bathroom! I ask you! Do I even exist?"

Ed: [opening the door with his shoes] "Eddy! The belly is evil, the belly is cruel!"

[Eddy throws his alarm clock at Ed.]

Edd: "Eddy, I know this may be difficult and normally I wouldn't ask this of you, but, may I use your shower? I took the liberty of bringing my own toiletries. Mind you, I will require a clean towel, preferably cotton as poly-blends irritate my skin."