Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

Ed in a Halfshell

[Kevin is seen standing around bored, looking at something.]

Edd: [mortified] "This is so embarrassing!"

Nat: "At least Ed is ok with it."

[Eddy is standing in front of a sign reading "Gerbil for a Day" and Ed dressed as a gerbil, running in a hamster wheel in a cage. Ed's laughs can be heard. It then switches to a view of Ed running. He falls but almost immediately gets back up and continues running.]

Eddy: [acting eager] "Huh? Whaddya figure Kev, gerbil for a day? 25 cents for 25 seconds. And we'll throw in this free salt lick! Limited quantity, better move fast."

Kevin: [pretending to be excited] "Let's check it out!"

Eddy: "Watch it, those sweaty hands might leave prints!"

Kevin: "No problem." [He puts the salt lick on the ground and rolls it onto Eddy, who is pinned down by its weight.] "Ha ha ha! You dorks get lamer every day." [He walks off chuckling.]

Edd: "Kevin's right, Eddy." [rolling the salt lick off of his friend] "This is quite possibly–" [straining from the effort] "–your most preposterous plan ever." 

[As Edd struggles to push it Nat walks to the other side and pulls it with ease causing Edd to fall.]

Edd: "Aah! Ouch."

Eddy: [angry] "I don't see you coming up with anything, Da Vinci!"

Ed: "Cheep! Cheep! Cheep chin! Feed me!" [Edd, Nat and Eddy stare at Ed in stunned silence. Ed stares back at them.]

Edd: "The probability of anyone falling for this lackluster stunt is zero to none, Eddy."

Eddy: "Alright already! What a nag."

[Sarah enters from the left, storms over to the cage, and rips off a section of it. She then walks over to Ed, who is eating gerbil food.]

Sarah: "ED!"

Ed: [confused and scared] "What did I do?" [He runs over to the hamster wheel and runs on it in an attempt to get away.] "It wasn't me, Sarah, honest!" [sees Sarah right next to him] "Cheep! Cheep! Cheep Cheep–" [Sarah pulls him off the wheel] "–aw."

Eddy: [to the sound of Ed getting beaten up] "Quit roughing up my gerbil! I'm trying to run a business–" [Sarah throws Ed at him.] "–oof!"

Sarah: "I have a ballet lesson today and Jimmy needs someone to play with! And Ed's Jimmy's new playmate!"

Jimmy: [visibly shaken] "Can we talk?"

Eddy: [to Ed, who is clutching him] "Get off me, you stupid–" [He throws Ed off and addresses Sarah.] "Take a hike, Sarah! You are not dumping the twerp on us!"

[Sarah grabs his lips and holds them closed, keeping him from speaking intelligibly; after a few seconds of mumbling from him, she throws him onto the ground.]

Sarah: [sweetly] "Oh, Ed?"

Ed: [quivering in fear] "Uh, yes, oh obnoxious little sister of mine?"

Sarah: [holds up a model rocket] "See what I got?"

Ed: [very upset] "THAT IS MY 1/32 SCALE ORBITAL PLANET RE-TRACKER NUMBER 2 MODEL ROCKET!"

Sarah: [threateningly] "Take care of Jimmy or I'll pulverize your stupid model!"

Ed: [pleading] "Have mercy, depraved sibling!" [in a slightly calmer tone] "I will take care of Jimmy. Honest."

Sarah: "Good."

Jimmy: [timidly] "Sarah, I beg of you, don't leave me in this den of lions."

Sarah: "Don't worry, Jimmy. If these nimrods give you any trouble, just–" [taking a whistle out of her pocket] "–blow this whistle." [She puts the whistle around Jimmy's neck.]