Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

Rock-a-Bye Ed

[Sarah is sitting in a chair watching TV while listening to her brother play with a paddleball. Annoyed, she moves closer to the TV.]

Ed: "Back and forth, back and forth, back and forth!"

[The sound is a constant, drumming on the edges of her consciousness, driving into her mind, slowly becoming all she hears.]

Sarah: "YAARAHOEHAAA!" [She grabs the toy.] "STOP IT!"

Ed: "Sarah, no!" [Sarah is about to cut the string. Ed yanks his toy away.]

Sarah: "Gimme it, Ed." [Ed shakes.] "What?" [angry] "You gimme that stupid thing or I'll–I'll–" [calm] "Fine. If that's the way you want it." [vengeful] "I'm telling Mom!"

Ed: "Don't tell Mom, Sarah!" [He rushes to the kitchen, where he sees Sarah about to tell on him.]

Sarah: "Mom? As much as I hate tattletaleing, I think you should know, Ed won't let me watch television." [She pouts exaggeratedly.]

Ed: "Mom, Sarah's fibbing! Honest and for truly!" [His mother takes off her rubber gloves.] "I was in my happy place, lost in the void of my mind!"

[Ed's mom turns around. She has Jonny's face.]

Ed's Mom: "Edward, how many times have I told you to be nice to your baby sister?" [Sarah sticks her tongue out.]

Ed: "AAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!"

[Ed runs away. He runs down the hall full tilt only to suddenly find that he is moving upward. He looks down and finds himself on a spoon.]

Ed's Mom: "Don't you look at me like that!"

Ed: "AAAAAAHHH!! Please, Mom, it wasn't me!"

Ed's Mom: "I see we'll have to wipe that silly grin off your face, won't we?"

Ed: "But Mom, Sarah!" [His mouth disappears. His mom appears in a judge's chair made of Planks.]

Ed's Mom: "You are accused of shirking the responsibility of an older brother. What do you have to say for yourself, young man?" [Ed, mouthless, cannot form words.] "Has the jury reached a verdict?"

[The jury is composed of twelve Sarahs. The verdict is obvious.]

Sarahs: "Guilty."

Ed's Mom: "Well, Edward, as your mother, I sentence you to be thrown into... the Kanker pit!"

[She brings her spoon down on a rest, signaling that verdict has been passed and the trial is over. Ed's mouth reappears and he screams in horror. A pit opens beneath him, revealing sharklike Kankers waiting below.]

Ed: "Bad for Ed, Mommy! Bad for Ed!"

Ed's Mom: "This hurts me more than it does you, son."

[The chains holding him back release and he falls.]

Ed: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!" [Cold water splashes over him. Ed is in his own bed; apparently the whole judge-jury sequence was a nightmare.]

Eddy: "I told you that would shut him up."

Nat: "Ed? Are you ok?

Edd: "You must have had a horrible dream."

Ed: "It was, Double D. I was in my happy place, and Sarah told my mom I did some–"

Eddy: "That's real wacky, Ed. But hey! Here's an idea!" [he waits a beat] "We gotta go."

Nat: "C'mon Eddy."

Edd: "Eddy! Nightmares can have lasting aftereffects. Why, there have been studies that correlated assimilations between the dream itself and the real world, if you will."