Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

From Here to Ed

[The kids are standing around, looking down at something.]

Jimmy: "Gee whillikers! Are those penguins?" [What looks like penguins are in some snow.]

Eddy: [dressed as an Eskimo] "You better believe it, Curly. You're in the land of snow and Eskimos. And how do you get around in this frozen food section of the world? On Ed's Polar Sled Ride."

[Edd and Nat, dressed as huskies, comes up struggling to gain traction on the snow. He slips. She helps him up. When he stands up again, foam is all over his face.]

Edd: "Thankfully Mother buys eco-friendly detergent."

Eddy: "His bark is bigger than his bite. Darn huskies. Twenty-five cents and ride through the northern light bulb!"

Jimmy: "Whee! I love sleigh rides!"

Jonny: "Let's sit up front, Plank!"

[The kids are all on the sleigh. Edd and Nat are unable to gain any traction at all, and Eddy is counting his money.]

Sarah: "Move it, ya mutt!"

Eddy: "Twenty-five, fifty, seventy-five–"

Ed: "Ooh! Ooh! Can I mush, Eddy?"

Eddy: "Yeah yeah, just don't get any on me, Ed."

Ed: "Mush!" [He pushes the sleigh from behind.] "Look at me! I am a musher! Mush!"

[A soccer ball bounces onto the snow.]

Rolf: "Oops! Sorry Kevin."

Kevin: "No problem, dude." [He goes to get it.]

Eddy: "And who invited you?"

Edd: "Ed! Kevin is in the direct path of our sleigh!"

Ed: "Mush!"

Nat: "Ed, please turn the sleigh!" [He and the other kids scream.]

Kevin: "What the–?" [He stays where he is but ducks.]

[The kids scream.]

Jonny: "For cying out loud!"

[Right before they hit Kevin, Ed grabs Eddy and uses Eddy as a pivot, turning right.]

Jimmy: "Farewell, cruel world! My hair!"

[Ed continues full steam ahead and heads for the sign. The kids duck, but Ed's head just smashes through.]

Eddy: "My sign!" [The vehicle crashes.]

Jimmy: "My legs!"

Eddy: "My igloo!"

Kevin: "Awesome."

Eddy: [to Kevin] "You did that on purpose, didn't you?"

Kevin: "I just got my ball, dork."

Jonny: "Me and Plank want our money back!"

Nazz: "My colors are running, Eddy."

Sarah: "Gimme my quarter!"

Eddy: "What do I look like, a bank? No refunds." [Sarah grabs him by the nose.] "Oh geez."

[Sarah beats him up.]

Kevin: "Nice."

Sarah: [running off with the jar] "C'mon Jimmy!"

Jonny: "Wait up, guys!"

Jimmy: [part of the sign in his hair] "Polar bear attack!"

Kevin: "Later, dork!"

Eddy: [to Kevin] "If it wasn't for you, I'd be swimming in jawbreakers right now!"