Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

All Eds Are Off

[The school bus has taken the Peach Creek kids to the community swimming pool for morning swimming lessons.]

Edd: "Swimming class certainly is an invigorating way to start the day! Don't you agree, Nat?"

Nat: "Absolutely! What about you Eddy?"

[Nat looks over to her friend, who is snoring away. As she watches, Eddy sinks to the bottom.]

Eddy: [yelling, suddenly awake] "THE DAM'S BURST! MAN THE LIFEBOATS! WOMEN AND ME FIRST! This early morning stuff's killing me." [A bucket hits him.] "Hey watch it, Ahab! Trying to catch a few winks here!"

[Ed is guzzling gravy from various containers.]

Edd: [worried] "Ed! Is that–gravy you're consuming?"

[The kids line up to dive from the low diving board. Ed brings up the rear, still guzzling gravy.]

Ed: "My turn!"

[Ed does a horribly clumsy dive, landing in the pool awkwardly. As he dives, a box falls out of his underwear.]

Ed: [picking it up] "Oh, silly me. I dropped my ready-instant gravy mix. Good thing it didn't open up, huh guys?"

[The box splits along the bottom, turning the pool brown.]

Edd: "Ed! You've contaminated the pool with the thickened gelatin of meat drippings!"

Ed: "There's plenty for everyone! Who needs a ladle?" [He holds up several in between his toes.]

Nat: "No thanks Ed."

[The kids are climbing onto the bus.]

Kevin: "Aw, man, I think I left it on the bus. I've got gravy in my ear."

Rolf: "Predictable."

[The Eds and Nat enter.]

Eddy: [angry] "Great! So I end up with a detention because of your stupid eating habits!"

Ed: "Is it that time already? Ooh, gravy cakes! Yum." [He pulls some from the inside of his jacket.]

[Nat makes a disgusted face.]

Edd: "Excuse me, Ed, but don't you feel this daily diet of gravy may become detrimental to your health?"

[Ed stares at Edd happily as the bus departs.]

Eddy: [fed up] "I swear he's obsessed with the stuff! It's stashed here–" [he pulls up Ed's shirt, revealing five gravy boats taped to his chest] "–hides it there–" [he pulls off Ed's left shoe and gravy flows out] "–I bet you couldn't go a lousy day without your lousy gravy, Ed."

Ed: "Says you." [He drinks from a thermos of gravy.]

Eddy: [in Ed's ear] "SO PROVE IT!"

Ed: [clutching his ears] "AAAAH! YOUR VOICE IS LIKE TOOTHPICKS IN MY DRUMSTICKS, EDDY!"

Edd: "I agree, Ed. I've always wished Eddy could communicate in a tone of voice that didn't rattle the timbers of every house in a four-block vicinity." [Eddy becomes steamed.]

Ed: [to the camera] "Don't touch that dial, kids."

Eddy: "And what about you, Mr. Encyclopediac! I bet I could stop yelling way before you could stop using those big fancy-schmancy words of yours."

Jonny: "Plank says Double D would go wacky if he only used words with one syllable."

Eddy: "Ha! Even the doorstop's got you pegged!"

Nat: "C'mon Eddy there's nothing wrong with using big words."

Eddy: "Of course you would say that Ms. Sensitive! There's no way you would go through a whole day without being nice."