Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

Robbin' Ed

[Sarah and Jimmy clap. Edd, Nat and Eddy are behind a desk, displaying their newest scam.]

Eddy: "Does your life stink like this guy's?" [Ed is standing underneath a hose, getting soaked.] "Not with this Thingamajig!" [He presses a button, and a hat pops out of the dispenser onto Ed's head. Ed smiles, and the watching kids clap.] "Stupefying, isn't it? But that ain't all a Thingamajig can do!"

Nat: [reading from a script] "Wow!"

Edd: [reading from a script before looking at the audience] "There's more?" [He grins sheepishly.]

Eddy: "A lot more! Average Joe?" [He points to Ed. Ed doesn't say his line, so Eddy slaps Average Joe.]

Ed: "I have nowhere to sit!"

Eddy: "No problemo, Joe! The Thingamajig here is the only thing you'll ever need!"

[Eddy puts the contraption on the ground and presses the button. A chair shoots out of it and lands right behind Ed. Ed sits in it, happy.]

Edd: [reading, then looking at the camera] "No pro-ble-mo!"

Eddy: "It changed my life!"

Nat: [reading while walking towards the kids] "Your good looks won't sell me that fast, mister!" 

Edd: "What's this gonna cost us hard-working stiffs?" [Jimmy peeks at the script, and Edd hides it.]

Sarah: "Yeah, I bet it costs a lot!"

Eddy: "A techno-marvel like this could cost you up to a million bucks! But for the next five minutes, you can have it for one easy payment of twenty-five cents!"

[The kids eagerly rush up and buy the Thingamajig boxes.]

Rolf: "Rolf's yams inflate with glee at this thingamajig!"

Sarah: "Let's go try it, Jimmy!"

Jimmy: "Gee whillikers, Sarah, this Thingamajig rocks my socks!"

Edd: [after they leave] "Gentlemen, I distinctly remember assembling only one Thingamajig. How could we sell more than one Thingamajig when only one exists?"

[Ed and Eddy giggle.]

Nat: "Oh no."

[Nat and Edd, horrified, rushes to the boxes and throws one open. It contains nothing but light bulbs. Edd looks at his friends while Ed continues to laugh, causing Eddy to hit him with a boxing glove from the Thingamajig.]

Nat: "Really Eddy?"

Edd: "Eddy, how could you? You falsely swindled those unsuspecting children out of their allowances. Oh, I know, that's what we do in every show! But not like this! Double dipping within one deception is wrong!"

[Throughout his griping, Eddy is bent down; he then stuffs a sock in Edd's mouth.]

Eddy: "Let's go buy some jawbreakers." [He runs off.]

[Nat takes out the sock.]

Ed: "Are you going to finish that?"

[The Eds and Nat run down the lane. Behind them, a shadowy figure alights on a tree branch.]

Ed: "Running!"

[The figure looks down suspiciously and then takes off again. Eddy continues down the lane. Nat and Ed, eating the sock, follows. She suddenly sees something and backtracks.]

Nat: "Oh, look! Up in the sky!" [The figure is silhouetted against the sky, perched on a telephone wire.]

Edd: "Is that a bird?"