Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

3 Squares and an Ed

[Nat stands patiently. Eddy looks ahead, bored. Edd pops out behind them, a huge grin spread across his face and a helmet replacing his hat.]

Edd: "Try to contain yourself, Nat and Eddy! The adrenaline of irreverence can be quite overwhelming!" [quieter] "We're so bad."

Eddy: [annoyed] "What're you givin me here, laundry chutes?" [He indicates the chutes.]

Edd: "Very good, Eddy! But look closely. One's Mother's chute, one's Father's chute, and last but not least, my chute. Eddy, my chute has been secretly treated with a silicone lubricant making it the fastest slide to any basement, anywhere!"

Nat: "Wow!"

Eddy: "No foolin?"

Edd: "Now for safety reasons, I insist you use these pillows, Nat and Eddy. Better safe than sorry."

[While Edd's back is turned, Eddy wiggles his way into Edd's chute. He starts his slide.]

Eddy: "Yee-haw!" [The chute slams shut, and Edd turns around, clutching a pillow.] "WOOHOOHOOHOO!!!" [As Eddy falls, his skin peels off like puzzle pieces.]

Edd: "Eddy, you get back up here and get your pillow!" [The sound of Eddy's landing is heard.]

Nat: "I'd like one Double D."

[Edd smiles and hands her a pillow.]

Nat: "Thank you."

Eddy: [in the basement] "Bottom floor! Dryer lint, paint cans, lonely socks and mildew!" [Edd lands at the bottom of his father's chute.]

Edd: "And arachnids!"

[Nat lands at the bottom of Edd's mother chute.]

Nat: "That was awesome!"

Eddy: "You got peanuts in your basement, Double D?"

Edd: "Spiders, Eddy." [He climbs a ladder to get a closer look at one.] "Basements make an excellent home for spiders, and Mildred is ready for her weekly examination." [Nat looks at the spider with interest. Eddy looks around bored.] "Aren't you, Mildred?" [to Mildred] "Did you just wink at me? Yes you did!" [A creaking sound is heard and a horrible screeching sound comes from an opened closet. Edd rushes over.] "Don't touch that, Eddy!" [Edd turns off something called the "Opera-Matic."] "Well, I see you've stumbled upon my collection of misfit failed inventions, nosy parker! I've archived these disasters to remind me of our misguided attempts and learn from past mistakes."

Eddy: "Hey, is that a volcano?" [He rushes into the closet and hauls out the volcano.]

Edd: "Eddy, not that old thing!"

Eddy: "How's it work? Does something shoot out of here? Well, where do you plug it in?"

[Eddy steps on a button at the base. The volcano turns on and sucks Eddy's head into it. Eddy strains.] "Double D!" [Eddy's head gets sucked in. Nat tries to help Eddy while Edd giggles.] "A comedian, huh?" [Eddy rears back with the volcano stuck to his head, shouting angry sumo gibberish.]

Edd: "Oh dear!" [He runs away. Eddy slams his head down, and the volcano impacts where Edd was standing, smashing it.]

Nat: "Double D wait!" [Nat goes after Edd]

[Eddy, volcano off his head, chases Edd outside.]

Eddy: "Wait'll I get my hands on you!"

Edd: "Nat, help!" [He pulls to a stop in front of a barricade of pots and pans. Nat stops as well. Eddy leaps at Edd and Nat.]

Eddy: "Gotcha!" [He tackles Edd, sending Edd and himself over the wire and setting off the alarm.]

Sarah: "Freeze, mister!" [She is in a police uniform and holding a rifle.] "Put your hands where I can see 'em!"