Ed Edd n Eddy + Nat (My Oc)

A Twist of Ed

[Edd is polishing a table. He looks down and sees his reflection in it.]

Edd: "Nice. Putting one's shoulder to the wheel surely has its rewards."

[He looks around his backyard, where everywhere can be seen polished wood.]

Edd: "There. Refinished, rejuvenated, and reusable."

[Edd spots something odd on the ground and hurries over to it.]

Edd: "What's this?" [He picks up a tube of lipstick.] "Strange. Now what could a lipstick dispenser be doing in my yard?" [A fearful idea strikes him.] "Oh my."

[Edd, scared, looks around. Out of nowhere, Marie pounces on him.]

Marie: "Yahoo!"

Edd: [as Marie grabs the lipstick that was tossed in the air] "Puleah!"

Marie: [after tying Edd in a knot] "Hiya, dreamboat!" [applying lipstick] "Pucker up, oven mitt!"

Edd: "No! Please! You wouldn't dare!"

[Nat is walking by when she sees Marie trying to kiss Edd. She stares in shock.]

Edd: "Nat! Help!"

[Panicking, Nat looks around and sees a hose. She runs over to it, grabs it, and turns it on. She sprays Marie with water till she is out of sight. She turns it off and runs over to Edd, untying him.]

Nat: "Double D are you ok?" [Edd just sobs]

Edd: "Why must they torment us?!"

[Nat holds Edd as he continues to sob.]

Nat: "It's ok Double D, I'm here." [As Edd starts to calm down she realizes something] "We have to go check on Ed and Eddy!" [She hands him a tissue]

Edd: [wiping his eyes] "You're right."

Nat: [helping Edd up] "C'mon let's go!" [she and Edd run off]

[Ed pours himself a bowl of Chunky Puffs. He tries to eat it with his right hand. Finding this unsatisfactory, he tries his tongue. He looks at the bowl, thinking hard.]

Ed: "Spoon, please!"

[Ed rushes into the kitchen and searches in a drawer for a spoon. He pulls out a spatula. As this is not what he wanted, he tosses it away. He then pulls out a beater and disgards it as well. He eventually pulls out May and throws her away. He burrows into the drawer.]

Ed: "Hello? Hello?" [He finds the spoon.] "Thank you, spoon!"

May: [hugging him] "A big hug for my honey!" [drags Ed back as the spoon falls onto the floor]

[In the spoon's reflection, we can see May about to kiss Ed.]

May: "Put those lips together and make like a fish!"

Ed: "Girl germs!"

[Nat and Edd show up and sees Ed in despair. She rushes over and grabs Ed. They all run away.]

Nat: "C'mon we have to find Eddy!"

[An alarm clock goes off. Eddy rises sleepily and yawns. He goes to take a shower. Inside, he is slumped against the shower wall, exhausted. The shower fills with water, and he wakens. He sees a great clump of hair stuck in the drainpipe. He yanks it out, and Lee appears in her swimsuit and wearing goggles.]

Eddy: [suddenly lucid] "Kanker!"

[Eddys hand presses against the shower door and slides down as Lee chortles evilly.]

[Nat, Edd and Ed show up. Nat opens Eddy's shower and pulls him out. They all run away.]

Nat: "Good, everyone is ok."